Space Opera PLEASE JOIN!!!! we need fresh meat.

This board is NOT restricted access. Keep that in mind when you post.

Moderator: Other Stuff Mods

Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:48 pm

"The Captain's...body? That isn't...according...to plan."

*For just a moment, Lt. One appears very frightened. Then, in his normal voice...*

"Help me."

*Then the cadaverous, stern visage returns.*
Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.


:worship: :worship: :worship: :fsm:

TTFN
User avatar
Poincare's Stepchild
Lord of Linguini
 
Posts: 1282
Joined: Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:28 pm
Location: Trapped inside a Klein bottle.

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:26 pm

*a ghostly visage appears to only Ens. Ricky*

"use the fork, Rick...."

*ghostly visage dissapeares*
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


Any statistical increase in the usage of the :idiot: emoticon since becoming Admin should not be considered significant, meaningful, or otherwise cause for worry.
User avatar
Qwertyuiopasd
Admirable Admiral Qwerty
 
Posts: 14361
Joined: Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:38 pm
Location: Northern Virginia

Postby Hexene on Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:44 am

*a ghostly visage appears to only Ens. Ricky "use the fork, Rick...." ghostly visage dissapeares*

*Thinking quickly while seeing the ghostly visage of the Captain he dodges Singies deadly blows and the awful chill laughter. First Ensign Ricky now realizes that being a Yellow Pantaloon semi-military garb guy he has eating utensils stored in his yellow laced pouch and immediately reaches for his FORK!* :o

"Singie! Back-Off or I will skewered you with my cold meat fork ! Touche!
En-garde! Attack! Parry! Attack! Parry! Thrust! Parry! " :fsm_ninja:

*Ricky and Singie are in a deadly duel to the death it seems* :cry:
User avatar
Hexene
Cannelloni Cannoneer
 
Posts: 119
Joined: Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:59 pm
Location: Gas Clouds of the Nebula Phillippines

Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Sat Jul 15, 2006 11:55 pm

*On the main screen, the galaxy in the center is noticeably closer.*
Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.


:worship: :worship: :worship: :fsm:

TTFN
User avatar
Poincare's Stepchild
Lord of Linguini
 
Posts: 1282
Joined: Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:28 pm
Location: Trapped inside a Klein bottle.

Postby Swashbuckler Saucy on Sun Jul 16, 2006 2:49 pm

*walks out in a black leather trench coat with two phaser rifles*

"A'right ye bunch o' rowdy b'stards, 'stime for a time out."

*stuns everything that moves, and everything that doesn't move but looks like it could move*

"Any o' ye still wanna fight? Eh?"
Mmmm, pasta.
User avatar
Swashbuckler Saucy
Lumache Lieutenant
 
Posts: 636
Joined: Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:39 pm
Location: Summer Paradise

Postby Hexene on Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:29 am

*Singie hands one Beer over to Ricky*

“Ah! Cheers! Singie great ideal to duel by drinking! Beats Fork dueling anytime. Gunk! Gunk! Gunk! Another Brew-ski Please! You know Singie, I saw the Captain as a ghostly visage so I assume he is still alive. Keep a sharp lookout for the Captain while we drink mass quantities of alcohol refreshments.â€￾

*Huuuummmmmflupppp*

“Sounds like a phaser gun blast? Wonder who that could be? “
User avatar
Hexene
Cannelloni Cannoneer
 
Posts: 119
Joined: Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:59 pm
Location: Gas Clouds of the Nebula Phillippines

Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:18 am

*The galaxy centered in the view screen continues to grow closer. The cadaverous visage of Lt. One is smiling. Then, just for a moment, a tear rolls down his cheek.*

"Somebody help me."
Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.


:worship: :worship: :worship: :fsm:

TTFN
User avatar
Poincare's Stepchild
Lord of Linguini
 
Posts: 1282
Joined: Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:28 pm
Location: Trapped inside a Klein bottle.

Kitty

Postby black bart on Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:15 am

*Drip, drip, drip, drip....*

"Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty...."
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:15 pm

*one by one, roughly half of ricky's beers float up, are flipped over, and the liquids inside dissappear*
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


Any statistical increase in the usage of the :idiot: emoticon since becoming Admin should not be considered significant, meaningful, or otherwise cause for worry.
User avatar
Qwertyuiopasd
Admirable Admiral Qwerty
 
Posts: 14361
Joined: Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:38 pm
Location: Northern Virginia

Postby Swashbuckler Saucy on Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:22 pm

*busts in the drinking contest room's door*

"A'righ' ye b'stards, I..... Ye be hav'n a drinkin' contes' wi'oot invitin' me?"

*cocks phaser rifle*
Mmmm, pasta.
User avatar
Swashbuckler Saucy
Lumache Lieutenant
 
Posts: 636
Joined: Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:39 pm
Location: Summer Paradise

Postby Swashbuckler Saucy on Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:53 pm

"Lads, ye de noot challen' a shark ta an eatin' contes'. Noo, finish up ye lightweigh's, I have yet ta decide whether ta shoot ye or not."
Mmmm, pasta.
User avatar
Swashbuckler Saucy
Lumache Lieutenant
 
Posts: 636
Joined: Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:39 pm
Location: Summer Paradise

Postby Hexene on Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:00 pm

"Scotty have a sippy here with us! It seems the more I drink the less it fills me. Scotty, Sir! I think the Captain is around alive or his spirits are drinking my drinks somehow...Er..I mean.. I feel his presence in this room in my drinks or sorts. Burp! Another shot of tequilla Singie and give Scotty some Scotch if we have it! " :D

*Liquid thought verbrates Ricky.* :o

"Scotty, Sir! Where is Lt. One? He gave me an order to escort the Captain to the pilot brig, I just remember! I still can't see the Captain's body yet but I know he appeared as a ghostly visage to me here. What ya make of that?" :?
User avatar
Hexene
Cannelloni Cannoneer
 
Posts: 119
Joined: Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:59 pm
Location: Gas Clouds of the Nebula Phillippines

Postby Swashbuckler Saucy on Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:03 am

"Lut'nant One? 'ell if aye knoo. Shot o' Tequila? Ye mean ye ain't drinkin' it all fro' tha bottle in one go? What are ye? A bunch o' wee lasses?"
Mmmm, pasta.
User avatar
Swashbuckler Saucy
Lumache Lieutenant
 
Posts: 636
Joined: Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:39 pm
Location: Summer Paradise

Alien

Postby black bart on Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:52 am

"Here Kitty, Kitty....BLAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!"

*Int Design Officer Bart in deep conversation with Alien in Engine Room 4*

"Well you did give me a bit of a fright there with the extra jaw that shoots out and rips yer head off, but I'm fine now. So 'you' think the Captain should have gone for Maroon in the Corridors on deck 3 aswell..."
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Postby Swashbuckler Saucy on Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:13 pm

*throws the empty bottle away*

"...next..."
Mmmm, pasta.
User avatar
Swashbuckler Saucy
Lumache Lieutenant
 
Posts: 636
Joined: Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:39 pm
Location: Summer Paradise

PreviousNext

Return to Games, Fun, and Jokes

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 8 guests