Snowmen

[tisme]

Two snowmen in a field, one says to the other





















can you smell carrots

[Roy Hunter]

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"

[tisme]

2 monkeys in the bath and one says "ooh ooh ah ah"

the other one says "well put some bloody cold water in then".

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and asks, "hey, how do you drive this thing?"

[Roy Hunter]

A woman walks into a bar. She says to the barman "Give me an entendre. In fact, make it a double." So the barman gives her one.

[PKMKII]

A catholic priest, a baptist preacher, and a rabbi are all chaplains at a small, Midwest college. They get together every Friday to talk shop and drink coffee, and at one of these meetings one of them comes up with the idea that it's easy to preach to students. No, the real challenge would be to convert a bear.

So they decide to go out that weekend to find a bear to convert, and then meet back up next Friday to report. The next Friday, the catholic priest goes first. He's got a black eye, arm's in a sling. He says "Well I went a walking in the forest, and came about a brown bear. I started teaching the catechism to him, but that bear would 'ave none of that. He attacked me, and tossed me about, until a vial of me holy water came loose and splashed him. Well, then he became as gentle as a lamb. He's going to take his first communion next week."

The baptist preacher goes next. He's got two broken legs, broken arm, neck's in a brace, and he's in a wheelchair. He says "Well I didn't do any of that namby-pamby papist crap! I marched straight into dem woods, found myself a bear, and started preachin' the word of the LORD at that bear. But that bear, he ain't havin' none of it! He attacks me, and we 'rassle up one hill, and 'rassle down another, 'til we get to a stream and I dunk his head in, and baptize him in the name of the LORD! That calmed him right down. We're goin' around campus to convert heathens next week."

Last is the rabbi. He's in a full body cast, IV drip, surrounded by medical equipment. He says very weakly, "On second thought, maybe it wasn't such a good idea to start with the circumcision..."

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

SNOWMAN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ1ZOFNBL68

[tisme]

What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ?She gave him the cold shoulder

What are snowmen's favorite breakfast food?Frosted Flakes.

What do snowmen eat for lunch?Icebergers.

Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet.

Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

[Almighty Doer of Stuff]

That's not Frosty. Frosty the snowman had a button nose, not a carrot nose.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Haven't you ever heard of a nose job?

[Almighty Doer of Stuff]

Fair, but Frosty also could not move without his magical top hat. Without it he was a regular, run-of-the-mill, inanimate snowman, certainly unable to browse carrots in a grocery store!

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Oh, sure.

Bring logic into a discussion about a magical snowman.

[black bart]

I tried building a snowman once but I got about half way through and I had stop because I was flaked out.