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Postby Psychodoughtech » Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:11 pm

Edward the Confessor was feeling like confessing to her priest who was sincerely happy about her sex change. Having entered the world of dancing, she knew that Eduardina would be an easy person to hear about that confession.

The night was cold and the moon was hot but the sun was milky toast.
Her skin, quite old, was tattooed blue and her nose smelled cheese on roast.
Her hair, maroon and plaited, trailed in the soup while she waited
And though hungry, she stayed at her post,
while a mongrel brayed in the distance being lost.

A minstrel approached your mom
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Postby Grey » Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:24 pm

Edward the Confessor was feeling like confessing to her priest who was sincerely happy about her sex change. Having entered the world of dancing, she knew that Eduardina would be an easy person to hear about that confession.

The night was cold and the moon was hot but the sun was milky toast.
Her skin, quite old, was tattooed blue and her nose smelled cheese on roast.
Her hair, maroon and plaited, trailed in the soup while she waited
And though hungry, she stayed at her post,
while a mongrel brayed in the distance being lost.

A minstrel approached your mom and smirked
The revolution has abandoned you. You're on your own now.

The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.

fueledbycoffee wrote:America has a long and hallowed tradition of irrational tax evasion and belligerence. We are the national equivalent of the Nac Mac Feegle. And we're the leaders of the free world. Damn, now I've scared myself shitless.

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Postby Swatopluk » Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:57 am

Edward the Confessor was feeling like confessing to her priest who was sincerely happy about her sex change. Having entered the world of dancing, she knew that Eduardina would be an easy person to hear about that confession.

The night was cold and the moon was hot but the sun was milky toast.
Her skin, quite old, was tattooed blue and her nose smelled cheese on roast.
Her hair, maroon and plaited, trailed in the soup while she waited
And though hungry, she stayed at her post,
while a mongrel brayed in the distance being lost.

A minstrel approached your mom with songs
Onward noodly pirates!
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Postby boghog » Mon Jul 10, 2006 9:27 am

Edward the Confessor was feeling like confessing to her priest who was sincerely happy about her sex change. Having entered the world of dancing, she knew that Eduardina would be an easy person to hear about that confession.

The night was cold and the moon was hot but the sun was milky toast.
Her skin, quite old, was tattooed blue and her nose smelled cheese on roast.
Her hair, maroon and plaited, trailed in the soup while she waited
And though hungry, she stayed at her post,
while a mongrel brayed in the distance being lost.

A minstrel approached your mom with songs
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Postby Swatopluk » Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:28 am

Edward the Confessor was feeling like confessing to her priest who was sincerely happy about her sex change. Having entered the world of dancing, she knew that Eduardina would be an easy person to hear about that confession.

The night was cold and the moon was hot but the sun was milky toast.
Her skin, quite old, was tattooed blue and her nose smelled cheese on roast.
Her hair, maroon and plaited, trailed in the soup while she waited
And though hungry, she stayed at her post,
while a mongrel brayed in the distance being lost.

A minstrel approached your mom with songs
Wearing only leather (including thongs)
Onward noodly pirates!

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Postby Grey » Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:41 pm

Edward the Confessor was feeling like confessing to her priest who was sincerely happy about her sex change. Having entered the world of dancing, she knew that Eduardina would be an easy person to hear about that confession.

The night was cold and the moon was hot but the sun was milky toast.
Her skin, quite old, was tattooed blue and her nose smelled cheese on roast.
Her hair, maroon and plaited, trailed in the soup while she waited
And though hungry, she stayed at her post,
while a mongrel brayed in the distance being lost.

A minstrel approached your mom with songs
Wearing only leather (including thongs) which was terribly uncomfortable.
The revolution has abandoned you. You're on your own now.

The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.

fueledbycoffee wrote:America has a long and hallowed tradition of irrational tax evasion and belligerence. We are the national equivalent of the Nac Mac Feegle. And we're the leaders of the free world. Damn, now I've scared myself shitless.

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Postby Swatopluk » Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:05 pm

Edward the Confessor was feeling like confessing to her priest who was sincerely happy about her sex change. Having entered the world of dancing, she knew that Eduardina would be an easy person to hear about that confession.

The night was cold and the moon was hot but the sun was milky toast.
Her skin, quite old, was tattooed blue and her nose smelled cheese on roast.
Her hair, maroon and plaited, trailed in the soup while she waited
And though hungry, she stayed at her post,
while a mongrel brayed in the distance being lost.

A minstrel approached your mom with songs
Wearing only leather (including thongs)
which was terribly uncomfortable.
His huge lute was barely portable.
Onward noodly pirates!

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Postby Swatopluk » Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:21 pm

Edward the Confessor was feeling like confessing to her priest who was sincerely happy about her sex change. Having entered the world of dancing, she knew that Eduardina would be an easy person to hear about that confession.

The night was cold and the moon was hot but the sun was milky toast.
Her skin, quite old, was tattooed blue and her nose smelled cheese on roast.
Her hair, maroon and plaited, trailed in the soup while she waited
And though hungry, she stayed at her post,
while a mongrel brayed in the distance being lost.

A minstrel approached your mom with songs
Wearing only leather (including thongs)
which was terribly uncomfortable.
His huge lute was barely portable.
While the mother
and her brother
Onward noodly pirates!

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Postby Swatopluk » Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:19 am

Edward the Confessor was feeling like confessing to her priest who was sincerely happy about her sex change. Having entered the world of dancing, she knew that Eduardina would be an easy person to hear about that confession.

The night was cold and the moon was hot but the sun was milky toast.
Her skin, quite old, was tattooed blue and her nose smelled cheese on roast.
Her hair, maroon and plaited, trailed in the soup while she waited
And though hungry, she stayed at her post,
while a mongrel brayed in the distance being lost.

A minstrel approached your mom with songs
Wearing only leather (including thongs)
which was terribly uncomfortable.
His huge lute was barely portable.
While the mother
and her brother
and her father
(friend of Dan Rather)
Onward noodly pirates!

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Postby Grey » Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:33 pm

Edward the Confessor was feeling like confessing to her priest who was sincerely happy about her sex change. Having entered the world of dancing, she knew that Eduardina would be an easy person to hear about that confession.

The night was cold and the moon was hot but the sun was milky toast.
Her skin, quite old, was tattooed blue and her nose smelled cheese on roast.
Her hair, maroon and plaited, trailed in the soup while she waited
And though hungry, she stayed at her post,
while a mongrel brayed in the distance being lost.

A minstrel approached your mom with songs
Wearing only leather (including thongs)
which was terribly uncomfortable.
His huge lute was barely portable.
While the mother
and her brother
and her father
(friend of Dan Rather)
glared
The revolution has abandoned you. You're on your own now.

The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.

fueledbycoffee wrote:America has a long and hallowed tradition of irrational tax evasion and belligerence. We are the national equivalent of the Nac Mac Feegle. And we're the leaders of the free world. Damn, now I've scared myself shitless.

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Postby Swatopluk » Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:42 pm

Edward the Confessor was feeling like confessing to her priest who was sincerely happy about her sex change. Having entered the world of dancing, she knew that Eduardina would be an easy person to hear about that confession.

The night was cold and the moon was hot but the sun was milky toast.
Her skin, quite old, was tattooed blue and her nose smelled cheese on roast.
Her hair, maroon and plaited, trailed in the soup while she waited
And though hungry, she stayed at her post,
while a mongrel brayed in the distance being lost.

A minstrel approached your mom with songs
Wearing only leather (including thongs)
which was terribly uncomfortable.
His huge lute was barely portable.
While the mother
and her brother
and her father
(friend of Dan Rather)
glared
at Edward's bared
Onward noodly pirates!

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Postby boghog » Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:25 pm

Edward the Confessor was feeling like confessing to her priest who was sincerely happy about her sex change. Having entered the world of dancing, she knew that Eduardina would be an easy person to hear about that confession.

The night was cold and the moon was hot but the sun was milky toast.
Her skin, quite old, was tattooed blue and her nose smelled cheese on roast.
Her hair, maroon and plaited, trailed in the soup while she waited
And though hungry, she stayed at her post,
while a mongrel brayed in the distance being lost.

A minstrel approached your mom with songs
Wearing only leather (including thongs)
which was terribly uncomfortable.
His huge lute was barely portable.
While the mother
and her brother
and her father
(friend of Dan Rather)
glared
at Edward's bared
and thrice-ensnared
Now Hypercaffeinated! Share and Enjoy!



Keep Saturn in Saturnalia!



You catch more flies with BS than you do with honey.

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Postby Swatopluk » Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:57 am

Edward the Confessor was feeling like confessing to her priest who was sincerely happy about her sex change. Having entered the world of dancing, she knew that Eduardina would be an easy person to hear about that confession.

The night was cold and the moon was hot but the sun was milky toast.
Her skin, quite old, was tattooed blue and her nose smelled cheese on roast.
Her hair, maroon and plaited, trailed in the soup while she waited
And though hungry, she stayed at her post,
while a mongrel brayed in the distance being lost.

A minstrel approached your mom with songs
Wearing only leather (including thongs)
which was terribly uncomfortable.
His huge lute was barely portable.
While the mother
and her brother
and her father
(friend of Dan Rather)
glared
at Edward's bared
and thrice-ensnared
phototrope glands
Onward noodly pirates!

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Postby Swatopluk » Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:43 am

Edward the Confessor was feeling like confessing to her priest who was sincerely happy about her sex change. Having entered the world of dancing, she knew that Eduardina would be an easy person to hear about that confession.

The night was cold and the moon was hot but the sun was milky toast.
Her skin, quite old, was tattooed blue and her nose smelled cheese on roast.
Her hair, maroon and plaited, trailed in the soup while she waited
And though hungry, she stayed at her post,
while a mongrel brayed in the distance being lost.

A minstrel approached your mom with songs
Wearing only leather (including thongs)
which was terribly uncomfortable.
His huge lute was barely portable.
While the mother
and her brother
and her father
(friend of Dan Rather)
glared
at Edward's bared
and thrice-ensnared
phototrope glands
while several metall bands
played heavy with their hands.
Onward noodly pirates!

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Postby Swatopluk » Sun Jul 16, 2006 2:29 pm

Edward the Confessor was feeling like confessing to her priest who was sincerely happy about her sex change. Having entered the world of dancing, she knew that Eduardina would be an easy person to hear about that confession.

The night was cold and the moon was hot but the sun was milky toast.
Her skin, quite old, was tattooed blue and her nose smelled cheese on roast.
Her hair, maroon and plaited, trailed in the soup while she waited
And though hungry, she stayed at her post,
while a mongrel brayed in the distance being lost.

A minstrel approached your mom with songs
Wearing only leather (including thongs)
which was terribly uncomfortable.
His huge lute was barely portable.
While the mother
and her brother
and her father
(friend of Dan Rather)
glared
at Edward's bared
and thrice-ensnared
phototrope glands
while several metall bands
played heavy with their hands

And the minstrel spake
"All ye crowds, awake!"
Onward noodly pirates!

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