Contest !

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

Hay Barty , gess me favorite colour an a treashore chest be yearn .

[black bart]

Red (I like red)

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

Barrty ! Me ole matey... ye loikely gunna pee yerseff wunce ye set yer oi on yeer nu ale mug .

Oh....... thee brass dinnarr bells are no longarr vale a bull

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

Barty , oi juss dug on thee spot unarrneff thee big X .
Oi dint sea yer noime on enyfing .
BTW , thee cheep cigarrette case hax fownd a nu ohm.

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

Aroighty , so Augist foist wuz yesserday .

Mytee dour , ye winds thee foist prise hubba trayshore chess wiff booty innit .

Eatty , ye winds thee sinkin prise hubba trayshore chess wiff booty innit .

Barfollymule , ye winds thee turd prise hubba trayshore chess wiff booty innit .


Aoighty lads , semifore yer lowcayshun.

Ohhh . Malady Cappin PoN , ye haff bin wurdid forf prise fur been thee forf pyrit ta respon .

Yarr.