Oh, come on. I don't think there is one non-dentist human being on this our planet Earth that can say that.
The person below me flosses with blades of grass.
Duke
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by Duke on Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:38 pm
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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Duke - Prophet of Pastafarianism
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by Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:39 pm
actually its palm tree... palms... ...
yeah.
the person below me watches crappy 80's movies like "killer clowns from outer space" and gets into fist fights with anyone who says the movies suck. which is everyone.
yeah.
the person below me watches crappy 80's movies like "killer clowns from outer space" and gets into fist fights with anyone who says the movies suck. which is everyone.
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple'
Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one them, it gets up and kills. The people it kill get up and kill!
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Qwertyuiopasd - Admirable Admiral Qwerty
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by Duke on Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:40 pm
What? You think that "Killer Clowns from Outer Space" is crap? What? You wanna go? Huh?
The person below me thinks that I am usually serious.
Duke
The person below me thinks that I am usually serious.
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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by Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:47 pm
no, i know you are never serious
the person below me shall be eaten alive by
the person below me shall be eaten alive by
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple'
Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one them, it gets up and kills. The people it kill get up and kill!
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by ECQuaker on Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:23 pm
I have a date with a cannibal tomorrow, we'll see how it goes........
the person below me can recite the words to every nsync song
the person below me can recite the words to every nsync song
The FSM is my shephard, I shall not want
He maketh me to lie down in green pesto
Free the West Memphis 3! www.wm3.org
He maketh me to lie down in green pesto
Free the West Memphis 3! www.wm3.org
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by Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:36 pm
actually its backstreet boys.
the person below me fantasises with picutres of Micheal Jackson.
the person below me fantasises with picutres of Micheal Jackson.
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple'
Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one them, it gets up and kills. The people it kill get up and kill!
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Qwertyuiopasd - Admirable Admiral Qwerty
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by fusiontortellini on Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:38 am
Yup. I fantasize him with his hair on fire, and what he really looks like without makeup (gollum?)
The person below me uses leeches for sexual gratification.
The person below me uses leeches for sexual gratification.
Who really might actually be back this time . . .
May the Fiori be with you. And may It have Meatballs.
May the Fiori be with you. And may It have Meatballs.
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by mrfrence on Tue Nov 01, 2005 9:58 am
bah, leeches are for wimps
the person below me built an underground nuclear fallout shelter in their spare time.
the person below me built an underground nuclear fallout shelter in their spare time.
i deleted my signature
whats up with that
whats up with that
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by ECQuaker on Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:44 pm
yep, and the male who annoys me the least gets to go there with me so we can repopulate the earth.
the person below me actually likes fruitcake
the person below me actually likes fruitcake
The FSM is my shephard, I shall not want
He maketh me to lie down in green pesto
Free the West Memphis 3! www.wm3.org
He maketh me to lie down in green pesto
Free the West Memphis 3! www.wm3.org
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by Swashbuckler Saucy on Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:50 pm
Yea...it's fruit AND cake...what's not to like?
Person below me believes that Michael Jackson's dance style is a form of martial arts.
Person below me believes that Michael Jackson's dance style is a form of martial arts.
Mmmm, pasta.
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by ke_mikiao on Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:01 pm
what could be more deadly than Chiller kunk fu??
the person below me believes the person above me is two above the person below me.
the person below me believes the person above me is two above the person below me.
"The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head."
"Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow." - Kay, Men in Black
"Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow." - Kay, Men in Black
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by Swashbuckler Saucy on Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:43 pm
Yes...tin cans and twine need to make a comback.
Person below me thinks that Swashbuckler Saucy is the sexiest thing to hit the earth since the first midget.
Person below me thinks that Swashbuckler Saucy is the sexiest thing to hit the earth since the first midget.
Mmmm, pasta.
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by Qwertyuiopasd on Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:46 pm
*OOPS! I replied to the guy with the cell phone on. so i guess the next person choose mine or the scoundrual who beat me to it's*
it is. within a week I predict Apple will come out with iPod communicatior
MUSIC!
PICTURES!
VIDEO!
TELEPHONE!
but that is just the begning. soon! very soon, we shall have video games on iPods, as well as entire computer capabillities.
and beer dispencers.
the person below me believes I am the person 8 posts above me.
it is. within a week I predict Apple will come out with iPod communicatior
MUSIC!
PICTURES!
VIDEO!
TELEPHONE!
but that is just the begning. soon! very soon, we shall have video games on iPods, as well as entire computer capabillities.
and beer dispencers.
the person below me believes I am the person 8 posts above me.
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple'
Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one them, it gets up and kills. The people it kill get up and kill!
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Qwertyuiopasd - Admirable Admiral Qwerty
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by mrfrence on Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:59 pm
lies, all lies! i counted! oh... well maybe i didnt. nonetheless.
the person below me hasnt eaten in days.
the person below me hasnt eaten in days.
i deleted my signature
whats up with that
whats up with that
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