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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roland Deschain on Thu Sep 27, 2012 7:04 pm

This is completely true at all times of the day. Except when i'm sleeping. And when i'm eating. And working. And travelling to and from work. And watching films. Or playing games.

TPBM once spent the entire day travelling to and from work.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:27 pm

Since I now work at home, any time I leave, I'm going from and any time I return I'm going to. When I have errands to run, I do go to and from all day.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 28, 2012 6:06 am

Rubbish...not since I was a small boy...I have complete control over my... :shocked: NURSE! NURSE!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Sep 28, 2012 5:22 pm

Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into Bartholomew!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Sep 28, 2012 5:26 pm

The secret is emotive quietude. That's $199.95, please.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roland Deschain on Sat Sep 29, 2012 8:12 am

It was given to me as a present, but i'm not terribly sure what it's meant to do. Maybe if I close BOTH my eyes, and pick it up randomly, it'll finally work.

TPBM thinks the height of cool is owning a digital watch.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Sep 29, 2012 4:03 pm

The height of cool is in fact NOT owning a watch.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Sep 30, 2012 6:24 am

I played a gig in the Special Unit of HMP Barlinnie, if that counts? Interesting venue, very good security on the day, and the crowd were in fact very well behaved. No rider and no bar, though. Bummer.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby la la on Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:09 am

Ah, the life of a 70's muso ... Oh, wait - I wasn't even born then. Sounds like fun though.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:39 am

That's me in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion, trying to keep a view and I don't know if I can do it. Oh no, I've said too much... I haven't said enough...

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:57 pm

I keep my eyes wide open all the time.


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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby la la on Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:12 am

I walk the line, yes indeed.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:22 am

Yes, but I missed. He didn't so much die as laugh at me and then call the cops.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:47 pm

Yes I fought the law and the law won... I fought the law and the law won.

TPBM always seems to escape the law on technicalities.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:14 pm

Do you have any idea how hard it is to pedal a technicality?

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