Oh, I don't know if I would say that one half of me is actually better than the other, but I do try to keep both halves equally satisfied. I let my right hand hold the cup o' tea, and I let my left hand hold the nice chocolate biscuit. After much practice I think I am now rather good at it.
TPBM is very good at keep the various inner voices under control.
"There's a hell of a good universe next door, let's go!" e e cummings
"And the new day was a great big fish." Terry Pratchett
"WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?" Terry Pratchett (yes again, I'm afraid. He's my absolute favourite author)