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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:57 pm

I am afraid this is true. I only won 6 gold medals at this year's Olympic Games, and 7 silvers. I was ashamed at my amateurish performance.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Wed Aug 29, 2012 2:51 pm

I embarrass Ashley with my dancing. Even when I'm dancing to music it looks like interpretive dance.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH on Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:45 pm

Only in the mating season.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Aug 29, 2012 5:19 pm

Well, they're rare in Germany. I felt I had to preserve a memory of an unusual event.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:24 am

If there's any kicking off to do it'll be me doing it...Bart to the left wing, left wing runs down the line and crosses for Bart to nod home: GOOOOOOOOAAAALLLL!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Aug 31, 2012 3:26 pm

Sarajevo, Beirut and Tottenham were too quiet or me (I don't know how many of you Brits saw "The Scheme" on TV, set in Onthank? That's about 5 miles from my new house).

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH on Fri Aug 31, 2012 4:25 pm

Yes, well what do you expect from a Mormon fishmonger?

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Aug 31, 2012 4:42 pm

...or leave it. But usually I take it. Be rude not to.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:01 pm

Have you ever tried taking more than one day at a time? It ain't easy.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Aug 31, 2012 7:37 pm

I do but I'm still wondering just what nine does a sprig of thyme save?

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roland Deschain on Sat Sep 01, 2012 7:36 am

I started out thinking he was only two-faced, so imagine my surprise at finding out he's actually eleven-faced!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby la la on Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:21 am

Oh, I don't know if I would say that one half of me is actually better than the other, but I do try to keep both halves equally satisfied. I let my right hand hold the cup o' tea, and I let my left hand hold the nice chocolate biscuit. After much practice I think I am now rather good at it.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:59 am

I taught them how to do barbershop close harmonies. Now if only they'd stop singing "Mahna Mahna"!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:09 am

I suffer really badly from ear worms...I had to have the Rick Roll one surgically removed.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roland Deschain on Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:05 pm

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How did you know? HOW DID YOU KNOW?

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