Well, I keep warning people - women are crazy, don't mess with them! They will chop you up and bake you in pie!
TPBM is a medal-winning tap dancer. (Wait, does one get medals for tap dancing? Or is it ribbons? Or perhaps a small trophy? Let's just say, circle whichever is appropriate...)
"There's a hell of a good universe next door, let's go!" e e cummings
"And the new day was a great big fish." Terry Pratchett
"WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?" Terry Pratchett (yes again, I'm afraid. He's my absolute favourite author)