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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:51 pm

If ^ that is, as I suspect, another reference to Your Little Ponies then let the tar'n'feathering begin!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:09 pm

Seriously, did no-one else empathise with the protagonist of Equus? (apart from the shagging Jenny Agutter bit.)

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:17 pm

I do! But now his sis knows who will do who or will they 'do' each other? Let the blood flow!

TPBM is extremely confident of avoiding the long arm of the law.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Aug 18, 2012 5:01 am

Especially when I am only halfway through series six, and that was a spoiler, and now I have to murder you.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Aug 18, 2012 8:11 pm

Not while I'm a friend of Mr Cairo.

Unlike me, TPBM would never crack under interogation.

Sorry if I spoiled anything Roy... I assumed, like me, you were hanging out for the next [and final?] series starting in a few weeks.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby la la on Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:37 am

I would never ever crack, no matter what they did to me! Unless, you know, they threatened to play the Titanic theme song at me. Then I'd sing like a canary.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:15 am

Celine Dion. There is no excuse, it's just wrong. :cry:

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roland Deschain on Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:47 am

Our third child is due any time now.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Aug 21, 2012 4:46 pm

Did you ^ hear about the head on my front lawn? Uncle Vito is such a practical joker.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Sun Aug 26, 2012 6:21 pm

Yes, I'm going to trick you all into watching pony videos! Oh, whoops...

TPBM likes baking cupcakes with Rainbow Dash... :antipasta: (WARNING! NSFW, and not for the weak of stomach or faint of heart. Definitely not for six year olds.)
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roland Deschain on Mon Aug 27, 2012 6:25 pm

WTFSM did I just watch? :haha: If MLP was like that, i'd bake cupcakes with Rainbow Dash every day.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:15 am

Yes I'm always 'horsing' around.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby la la on Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:34 am

Well, I keep warning people - women are crazy, don't mess with them! They will chop you up and bake you in pie!

TPBM is a medal-winning tap dancer. (Wait, does one get medals for tap dancing? Or is it ribbons? Or perhaps a small trophy? Let's just say, circle whichever is appropriate...)
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH on Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:10 am

My legs are insured for a vast sum.

TPBM has a thing about kettle drums.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:18 am

I used to play them, back in the days I was an amateur and could therefore play with a brass band. The day I turned 'pro' and joined the Musicians Union, I had to resign from the Scottish Amateur Brass Band Association.

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