The Person Below Me

[Ravi Oli]

If ^ that is, as I suspect, another reference to Your Little Ponies then let the tar'n'feathering begin!

TPBM is hereby appointed Almighty Doer of Little Pony Homies [ADoLPH].

[Roy Hunter]

Seriously, did no-one else empathise with the protagonist of Equus? (apart from the shagging Jenny Agutter bit.)

TPBM empathises with Dexter.

[Ravi Oli]

I do! But now his sis knows who will do who or will they 'do' each other? Let the blood flow!

TPBM is extremely confident of avoiding the long arm of the law.

[Roy Hunter]

Especially when I am only halfway through series six, and that was a spoiler, and now I have to murder you.

The cops will never take TPBM alive.

[Ravi Oli]

Not while I'm a friend of Mr Cairo.

Unlike me, TPBM would never crack under interogation.

Sorry if I spoiled anything Roy... I assumed, like me, you were hanging out for the next [and final?] series starting in a few weeks.

[la la]

I would never ever crack, no matter what they did to me! Unless, you know, they threatened to play the Titanic theme song at me. Then I'd sing like a canary.

TPBM cries a little whenever they hear the Titanic theme song.

[Roy Hunter]

Celine Dion. There is no excuse, it's just wrong.

TPBM is a music lover.

[Roland Deschain]

Our third child is due any time now.

TPBM once had an affair with a horse.

[Ravi Oli]

Did you ^ hear about the head on my front lawn? Uncle Vito is such a practical joker.

TPBM is already planning next year's April Fool prank.

[Almighty Doer of Stuff]

Yes, I'm going to trick you all into watching pony videos! Oh, whoops...

TPBM likes baking cupcakes with Rainbow Dash... (WARNING! NSFW, and not for the weak of stomach or faint of heart. Definitely not for six year olds.)

[Roland Deschain]

WTFSM did I just watch? If MLP was like that, i'd bake cupcakes with Rainbow Dash every day.

TPBM is a boucherie chevalines.

[black bart]

Yes I'm always 'horsing' around.

TPBM is a Demon Barber of Fleet Street

[la la]

Well, I keep warning people - women are crazy, don't mess with them! They will chop you up and bake you in pie!

TPBM is a medal-winning tap dancer. (Wait, does one get medals for tap dancing? Or is it ribbons? Or perhaps a small trophy? Let's just say, circle whichever is appropriate...)

[DavidH]

My legs are insured for a vast sum.

TPBM has a thing about kettle drums.

[Roy Hunter]

I used to play them, back in the days I was an amateur and could therefore play with a brass band. The day I turned 'pro' and joined the Musicians Union, I had to resign from the Scottish Amateur Brass Band Association.

TPBM is an amateur and always will be.