I actually do (sometimes). With the right amount of beer I have no idea what I'm doing, thus making it impossible for anyone to try and interpret what I'm doing
Of course, with the wrong amount of beer I lose money very quickly.
TPBM knows where the menu for the pizza takeaway place is.
Don't let the mechanics of beer trick you into thinking you are some kind of warrior, eating barbed wire on the wave of violent disorder. Three words: cage, wheel, hamster - Jason Williamson
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett