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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Mon Jul 16, 2012 6:43 am

Aye with lashings of Brasso and Floor Polish

TPBM cries when Snow White eats the poisoned apple
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:27 am

* sniff *
I wanted the apples part in that film .

TPBM thinks it looks nice out and shall now leave it out all day .
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Jul 16, 2012 4:59 pm

I dozed off looking at it and got a terrible sunburn.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Jul 17, 2012 12:13 pm

It's part of my aerobics lifetsyle.


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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Jul 17, 2012 2:25 pm

I nearly got a black eye after a near-miss with some knorks.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Jul 18, 2012 3:09 am

I would much prefer a lady that has a job .

TPBM requires many jobs daily .
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:46 am

Well I'm not exactly Knuckles O'Shuffle but I do my best.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:18 pm

All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely bit players:

However... TPBM has a lead roll as Supreme Dalek in the next series of "The Doctor".
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:38 pm

Image

TPBM will be exterminated.
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"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:58 pm

I prefer 'assisted suicide-ed'.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:20 pm

Oh great ... now everybody knows .

TPBM is thinking about raiding my stash .
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:09 pm

Nope, just waiting for the next treshure competishun.


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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Jul 19, 2012 4:18 am

Hey baby, I'm a lover, not a fighter... :lech:

TPBM wants to punch me. (Probably Ravi - trying to steal his girl)
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"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby la la on Thu Jul 19, 2012 4:34 am

Nah, I'm a pacifist...

But TPBM secretly reads Mills and Boon romances under plain covers.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:10 am

Bugger... you got me... but I only read them for the photo-shoots and centerfold.

Maybe TPBM is the girl Roy mentioned? :love:
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