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Postby no-beard on Sat Nov 05, 2005 12:53 am

It is. Haven't you seen Wallace and Gromit?

The person below me tastes good.
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Postby Cannon_Fodder on Sat Nov 05, 2005 12:57 am

Well, I have been known to knaw on my own leg from time to time (I taste like chicken!)

The person below me is living underground (they are below me after all)

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Postby Duke on Sat Nov 05, 2005 12:58 am

no-beard wrote:It is. Haven't you seen Wallace and Gromit?

The person below me tastes good.


What can I say?

The person below me got plastic surgery on their elbows.


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He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

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Postby Swashbuckler Saucy on Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:00 am

My wenis is spectacular now.

Person below me caused the 20th Segway accident to claim more than 500 lives.
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Postby Duke on Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:04 am

Swashbuckler Saucy wrote:My wenis is spectacular now.

Person below me caused the 20th Segway accident to claim more than 500 lives.


I just couldn't figure how to work that thing!!!

The person below me uses a Segway to go from the kitchen to the living room.


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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby Cannon_Fodder on Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:14 am

Meh, I'm lazy. Live with it (I actually am incredibly lazy. It's horrible)

The person below me has a number of social deficiencies.

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Postby Duke on Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:18 am

Cannon_Fodder wrote:Meh, I'm lazy. Live with it (I actually am incredibly lazy. It's horrible)

The person below me has a number of social deficiencies.

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Nope, only social proficiencies. :D

The person below me likes eating raw, partly rotten, cockroaches.
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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

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Postby Swashbuckler Saucy on Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:20 am

My mom told me they were burnt potato chips...

Person below me can quote Ferris Bueller's Day Off line for line
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Postby vallerand on Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:29 am

In Latin no less.


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Postby Cannon_Fodder on Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:29 pm

Some of those words are big, okay? (theres one with more letters than I can count... it's like 5 of them...)

The person below me thinks that monocles (edit: Qwerty was referring to monocles, so I changed it) are the earthly representation of the devil.

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:47 pm

oh yes, why do you think sinister british dudes are always wearing them?


the person below me thinks anything made by nintendo is the best thing ever.
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Postby Omnieiunium on Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:24 pm

the person below me thinks anything made by nintendo is the best thing ever.


Legend of Zelda pwns everything else.

The person below me likes to run out side in the rain in shorts.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:14 pm

it's quiet refreshing actually.

the person below me watches all six episodes every day as a ritual and sacrifices black sheep to George Lucas (in person) every saturday, monday, and every other thursday.
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Postby Cannon_Fodder on Sat Nov 05, 2005 11:13 pm

Nope (haven't seen one of those in a while!), I do that every day (but not to George Lucas. He's cenile).

The person below me saw "Battlefield Earth", and somehow didn't kill him/herself (or even gouge his/her own eyes out).

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Postby Duke on Sun Nov 06, 2005 9:18 pm

Cannon_Fodder wrote:Nope (haven't seen one of those in a while!), I do that every day (but not to George Lucas. He's cenile).

The person below me saw "Battlefield Earth", and somehow didn't kill him/herself (or even gouge his/her own eyes out).

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What do you take me for, some sort of super-human?


The person below me lived for one year, eating nothing but TV dinners.


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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

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