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If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
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DavidH - Tagliatelle Trainee Monk
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
by black bart on Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:06 am
Q.How do you know Roy's lost his virginity, where was it last seen?
A. No, I wont come down without the sheep.
A. No, I wont come down without the sheep.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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black bart - Resident Weevil
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
by Rainswept on Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:08 am
Q: If I offered you icecream, would that change your mind?
A: For sex.
A: For sex.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Rainswept - Caliph of Capitalist Fishing Pole Hobo Apologists
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
by DavidH on Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:14 am
Q: Why would he bring his sheep down off the roof?
A: About 150 calories.
A: About 150 calories.
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DavidH - Tagliatelle Trainee Monk
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
by black bart on Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:17 am
Q How fattening is a bowl of Fish Head Stew?
A. A shrunken Head
A. A shrunken Head
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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black bart - Resident Weevil
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
by Roy Hunter on Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:45 am
Q: How did Bart get the punchline to the joke about having sex with a mermaid wrong again?
A: If the wind changes, it will stay like that.
A: If the wind changes, it will stay like that.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Roy Hunter - If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
by Roy Hunter on Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:30 pm
Q: Whatever happened to this thread?
A: Jimmy Savile, in the library, with the lead pipe.
A: Jimmy Savile, in the library, with the lead pipe.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Roy Hunter - If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
by daftbeaker on Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:17 pm
Q. Who was the killer in the game of Paedo?
A. 10,000 tons
A. 10,000 tons
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
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daftbeaker - Help! I've fallen and can't get curry.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
by Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:24 pm
Q: ow mucha Thet stuff ye drunkdid unca daffffffffffttpt ?
A: becuz et burwee harrd ..rrrrr
A: becuz et burwee harrd ..rrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Nef Yoo BlackBeard - Mystic of Meatball
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Dec 20, 2012 3:33 am
Q: Can you come up with a statement that even Mad Willyum Bonney couldn't interpret?
A: Science-based astrology.
A: Science-based astrology.
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
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"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard - Prophet of Pastafarianism
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
by Roy Hunter on Sun Mar 10, 2013 6:31 pm
Q: What sort of answer would kill this game for 3 months?
A: Yes, I am an insensitive prick. What of it?
A: Yes, I am an insensitive prick. What of it?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Roy Hunter - If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
by Rainswept on Sun Mar 10, 2013 6:33 pm
Q: Is your penis truly numb?
A: no, I will not eat that.
A: no, I will not eat that.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Rainswept - Caliph of Capitalist Fishing Pole Hobo Apologists
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
by black bart on Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:24 am
Do you want the lumps removed from the Fish Head Stew?
Vladivostok! Is that a meteor in your pocket Igor, or are you just pleased to see me?
Vladivostok! Is that a meteor in your pocket Igor, or are you just pleased to see me?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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black bart - Resident Weevil
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
by Roy Hunter on Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:34 am
What did Alexander Litvinenko say to the guy carrying the umbrella, before he was stabbed with it?
I tried switching it off and back on again, but that only made the problem worse.
I tried switching it off and back on again, but that only made the problem worse.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Roy Hunter - If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
by Rainswept on Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:16 pm
Is your mother still on life support?
I couldn't get it, she hid it in her bra!
I couldn't get it, she hid it in her bra!
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Rainswept - Caliph of Capitalist Fishing Pole Hobo Apologists
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