Ubi Dubium wrote:A bird in the hand makes an awful mess.
Especially if you squeeze it REAL hard.
(Sorry. That was SO wrong of me)
Oh dear. That's taking me back to about 12 years ago, just before Thanksgiving, when I was working for a patent attorney. I had to search patents about... poultry slaughterhouse technology, especially the really disgusting squeezy part. The next day I had to face roasting and eating a turkey after learning exactly what the processors do with them. Major EEEUUUURRGGH.
(Text color-camouflaged as a courtesy to the squeamish.)
I'm really glad not to be doing that job anymore.