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Re: Provurbz

Postby black bart on Thu Nov 18, 2010 7:50 am

All things must pass...except kidney stones!!!!
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Re: Provurbz

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:08 am

Measure twice, cut once and still screw it up because you marked the wrong side of the board.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby DavidH on Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:34 am

Too many cooks make too much food.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby Uther on Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:20 pm

Again I tell you, it is easier for Black Bart to pass a kidney stone than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:10 pm

Thou shalt not suffer a tick to live.
SQUASH THEM I SAY!! SQUASH THEM!!
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Re: Provurbz

Postby pnutcat on Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:18 pm

Tix r beta tahn cwossiz.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby Ubi Dubius on Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:49 pm

Many hands make sexual harassment charges.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Nov 19, 2010 6:40 pm

Too many cooks spoil your evening's viewing.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby PKMKII on Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:51 pm

An ounce of prevention is worth a weekend's worth of one serious high.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:24 pm

If you can't beat them, offer to massage their feet.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby Ubi Dubium on Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:28 pm

A bird in the hand makes an awful mess.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:32 pm

Ubi Dubium wrote:A bird in the hand makes an awful mess.

Especially if you squeeze it REAL hard.



(Sorry. That was SO wrong of me)
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Re: Provurbz

Postby Ubi Dubium on Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:54 pm

TwistedSister wrote:
Ubi Dubium wrote:A bird in the hand makes an awful mess.

Especially if you squeeze it REAL hard.

(Sorry. That was SO wrong of me)


Oh dear. That's taking me back to about 12 years ago, just before Thanksgiving, when I was working for a patent attorney. I had to search patents about... poultry slaughterhouse technology, especially the really disgusting squeezy part. The next day I had to face roasting and eating a turkey after learning exactly what the processors do with them. Major EEEUUUURRGGH. (Text color-camouflaged as a courtesy to the squeamish.)

I'm really glad not to be doing that job anymore.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby Uther on Sun Nov 21, 2010 2:53 pm

Beware of Greeks in the shower.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby DavidH on Sun Nov 21, 2010 3:46 pm

When in Rome visit il bordello di Luigi.
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