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Re: Provurbz

Postby Uther » Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:26 pm

Better the devil you know...he/she has fornication, drunkenness, and loud music, to name but a few.

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Re: Provurbz

Postby black bart » Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:39 am

Better to have loved and lost than never to have met the sheep in the first place.

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Re: Provurbz

Postby Uther » Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:27 pm

Constipation is the thief of time.

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Re: Provurbz

Postby DavidH » Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:36 pm

A thing of beauty is bound to get stolen.

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Re: Provurbz

Postby Uther » Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:51 pm

Early to bed and early to rise makes for a night of unbridled passion.

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Re: Provurbz

Postby Ubi Dubius » Wed Nov 17, 2010 2:00 pm

Uther wrote:unbridled passion.

Does that mean "without a horse?"

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Re: Provurbz

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Nov 17, 2010 2:08 pm

When the cows come home you know it's time to teach the pig to sing.

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Re: Provurbz

Postby pnutcat » Wed Nov 17, 2010 2:09 pm

Or without a bride?

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Re: Provurbz

Postby DavidH » Wed Nov 17, 2010 2:30 pm

^^Image

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Re: Provurbz

Postby Uther » Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:12 pm

Fool me once, shame on you;
fool me twice... " shit, shit shit!!" :furious:

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Re: Provurbz

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:27 pm

People who live in glass houses should close their curtains.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

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Re: Provurbz

Postby Uther » Wed Nov 17, 2010 10:41 pm

Stolen fruit is cheaper.

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Re: Provurbz

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:01 pm

Mamma said she didn't raise any fools. She was proved wrong after my younger sister was born.
sorry Sis if you ever read this.

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Re: Provurbz

Postby Uther » Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:09 pm

When a Woman says "no" she means NO!

When a man says "Yes" he probably misunderstood the question.

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Re: Provurbz

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:04 am

A bird in the hand gathers no moss.

It is a far far better thing I do, if I can have a nice sandwich while I'm doing it.


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