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Re: Provurbz

Postby Uther on Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:26 pm

Better the devil you know...he/she has fornication, drunkenness, and loud music, to name but a few.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby black bart on Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:39 am

Better to have loved and lost than never to have met the sheep in the first place.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby Uther on Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:27 pm

Constipation is the thief of time.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby DavidH on Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:36 pm

A thing of beauty is bound to get stolen.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby Uther on Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:51 pm

Early to bed and early to rise makes for a night of unbridled passion.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby Ubi Dubius on Wed Nov 17, 2010 2:00 pm

Uther wrote:unbridled passion.

Does that mean "without a horse?"
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Re: Provurbz

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Nov 17, 2010 2:08 pm

When the cows come home you know it's time to teach the pig to sing.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby pnutcat on Wed Nov 17, 2010 2:09 pm

Or without a bride?
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Re: Provurbz

Postby DavidH on Wed Nov 17, 2010 2:30 pm

^^Image
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Re: Provurbz

Postby Uther on Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:12 pm

Fool me once, shame on you;
fool me twice... " shit, shit shit!!" :furious:
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Re: Provurbz

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:27 pm

People who live in glass houses should close their curtains.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Re: Provurbz

Postby Uther on Wed Nov 17, 2010 10:41 pm

Stolen fruit is cheaper.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:01 pm

Mamma said she didn't raise any fools. She was proved wrong after my younger sister was born.
sorry Sis if you ever read this.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby Uther on Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:09 pm

When a Woman says "no" she means NO!

When a man says "Yes" he probably misunderstood the question.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:04 am

A bird in the hand gathers no moss.

It is a far far better thing I do, if I can have a nice sandwich while I'm doing it.
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