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Re: Provurbz

Postby Uther on Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:45 am

Guns don't kill people.... People (and monkeys with guns) kill people.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby DavidH on Tue Nov 16, 2010 5:13 am

Love makes the world get fuller.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby pnutcat on Tue Nov 16, 2010 6:22 am

A lofe ov bred, a jug ov wyn, an a pakit ov pnutz!
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Re: Provurbz

Postby black bart on Tue Nov 16, 2010 6:35 am

Many a good banging prevents a bad marriage
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Re: Provurbz

Postby Uther on Tue Nov 16, 2010 7:46 am

A watched boil never pops.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby black bart on Tue Nov 16, 2010 7:49 am

The parrot version of 'standing on the shoulders of giants:


Sh*****g on the shoulders of Pirates
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Re: Provurbz

Postby Uther on Tue Nov 16, 2010 7:51 am

As you sew.... get off your arse and mend my socks, woman.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby DavidH on Tue Nov 16, 2010 8:23 am

A penny saved is not worth the effort.
Every cloud has a lot of water in it.
Those who can, do; those who can't generally resort to certain unsavoury websites.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby pnutcat on Tue Nov 16, 2010 8:43 am

Guns don't kill people - bullets kill people.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby DavidH on Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:14 am

Bullets don't kill people - wounds kill people.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby pnutcat on Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:52 am

Wounds don't kill people - Death kills people.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby black bart on Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:30 pm

She is ill met by a number 57 bus from Penge
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Re: Provurbz

Postby pnutcat on Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:00 pm

It's not whether you win or lose, but how much you get paid for fixing the match.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:29 pm

I always see the glass as being refillable.
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Re: Provurbz

Postby PKMKII on Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:51 pm

Before a man starts learning Zen Buddhism, he knows that a mountain is a mountain and a man is a man.
While he is learning Zen Buddhism, he does not know what anything is.
After learning Zen Buddhism, he knows that a mountain is a mountain and a man is a man, but now he's out $500 for the 6-week Zen Buddhism class.
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