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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Julius Aurora on Tue Apr 19, 2011 1:24 am

. . . if only those lazy blaggards would get out of the water.

I can resist everything except. . .
1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
- Henry Mencken

Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 19, 2011 6:38 am

...Vogon Poetry, the third worst poetry in the Universe (Nef Yoo Blackbeard is number two, William McGonagall is number one).

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to ...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Apr 19, 2011 6:56 am

...the beautiful bridge on the silvery Tay,
From the City of Dundee, it will take you away.

I wandered lonely as a cloud,
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of...
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:57 am

...aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh...just throw me out of the airlock and be done with it!!!!

See, see the Welsh sky
Marvel at its big Persimmon depths.
Tell me, Steve do you...

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:24 am

Roy the Vogon wrote:See, see the fierce sky
Marvel at its big puce depths.
Tell me, Bart do you
Wonder why the Thatcher ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel bleary.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your jamp facial growth
That looks like
A Guinness.
What's more, it knows
Your mitten potting shed
Smells of snotter.
Everything under the big fierce sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm durians.
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:09 am

...durian, Ahh the 'King of Fruits'... of texture and odour of a lingering egg fart.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Eendje on Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:48 pm

...physical sciences. Technically a part of it, but noisy, smelly, and best left under 20ft of concrete and observed from 50 miles away.

't Were as if a lowly ant suddenly walked into a polar bear bar; ...
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Uther on Fri Apr 29, 2011 8:07 pm

... no chance of getting served.

Driving in my car, smoking my cigar,
The only time I'm happy's when I.....
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:11 pm

...stump Uther for a reply.

Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar.
You're gonna go...
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Uther on Sat Apr 30, 2011 11:36 pm

..to start school already averse to smoking! I don't care if you're only 4 years old!

Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are......
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Eendje on Tue May 03, 2011 2:42 am

...no poofters! Australierestralierestralier!

Oh, come all ye gallant...
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu May 05, 2011 9:21 am

...Aussie, Aussie, Aussies ...Oi! Oi! Oi!

A funny thing happened on the way to Abbottabad...
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu May 05, 2011 11:15 am

...some geezer asked me to bowl a no ball in the fourth over.

The batsman is Holding, the bowler's Willey...
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu May 05, 2011 10:10 pm

...and there is no joy in Mudville. Mighty casey has struck out.


They Can Fly Upside Down With Their Feet In The Air. ...
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Uther on Fri May 06, 2011 8:22 am

...over Abbottabad... because it's not worth shitting on.


The shears of Fate have cut the tent ropes of his life,
And the broker of Hope has sold him for ......
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