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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Apr 06, 2011 10:33 am

...20 mins per pound at gas mark 6.

Add a bay leaf, season to taste, and...
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby black bart on Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:09 am

:lol: ...prepare to run from the wrath of the bunny lovers

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ubi Dubius on Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:29 pm

. . . photo of that national landmark, haven't you heard of the Patriot Act?

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:43 am

. . . will be carefully noted for future inclusion in the QOOC thread.


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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Uther on Thu Apr 07, 2011 1:16 am

Woman.

I only ask because of the way you......
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Eendje on Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:46 am

...ride your bicycle side-saddle.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby black bart on Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:52 am

...small print: Bart Industries accept no responsibility for any choking as a result of small fish bones, madness or bowel disorders as a result of eating this product.

There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the ...
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:50 pm

...Pakistanis.


O give me a home, where the buffalo roam, and the ...
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby DavidH on Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:31 pm

... servants clean up the buffalo crap off the floor.

A buffalo is just a cow which ...
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:37 pm

...abused steroids and spent hours at the gym.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ubi Dubius on Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:27 pm

. . . to your boring one.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Julius Aurora on Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:37 am

. . . easily.

Shut up, I'm having a . . .
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby black bart on Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:24 am

...a new leprechaun house placed in my spruce Tree.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:26 pm

... get rid of the bowtruckles and flobberworms.


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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:57 am

...is not a mythical beast... just google it and see.

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