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Unnecessary Censorship

Postby bacon on Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:10 pm

Here in the states there is a late night show that has a bit called Unnecessary Censorship. The host takes sound bites from various news and celebrity shows and then puts in a well-timed bleep during certain parts. It is very similar to our Quote Out of Context game. I thought it might be a fun game for us to try and play. My only suggestion is that we put the original quote in small text below our censored version.

For example, this comes from Daftbeaker's post in the Daily Rant:

Prince Charles wrote: ***** has been completely ***** — ‘She’ has become an ‘it’ —


I'm sure the talent here can come up with much better things then I can.

What do you think?

Nature has been completely objectified — ‘She’ has become an ‘it’ —
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Re: Unnecessary Censorship

Postby Scott the Pirate on Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:28 pm

bacon wrote:I'm sure the **** here can come up with much better **** than I can.



:haha:
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Re: Unnecessary Censorship

Postby PKMKII on Thu Jun 10, 2010 4:11 pm

bacon wrote:the ultimate teen f***


the ultimate teen flick.
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Re: Unnecessary Censorship

Postby black bart on Fri Jun 11, 2010 6:30 am

That notty Winston Churchill wrote:

We shall **** them on the beaches, we shall **** them on the landing grounds, we shall **** them in the fields and in the streets, we shall **** them in the hills

(I don't need to repeat the original quote)
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Re: Unnecessary Censorship

Postby PKMKII on Fri Jun 11, 2010 12:21 pm

Elvalia wrote:I know, I know, I never thought it would happen! But honestly, I was ****ing, and this came up. How could I not **** it?



I know, I know, I never thought it would happen! But honestly, I was stumbling, and this came up. How could I not post it?
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Re: Unnecessary Censorship

Postby DavidH on Fri Jun 11, 2010 12:40 pm

Shakespeare wrote:...that which we call a **** by any other name would smell as *****


I reckon you'll know that one
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Re: Unnecessary Censorship

Postby bacon on Fri Jun 11, 2010 1:03 pm

Dan Quayle wrote:People that are really very ***** can get into ***** positions and have a tremendous impact on *****.


:roll:


People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.
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Re: Unnecessary Censorship

Postby Ubi Dubius on Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:58 pm

TwistedSister wrote:I've got my *** on you Bart............. :lurk: :haha:



TwistedSister wrote:I've got my eye on you Bart............. :lurk: :haha:
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Re: Unnecessary Censorship

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:37 am

The *Other* MadWill wrote:To ** or not to ** – that is the question:




AS IF you didn't know this one!
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Re: Unnecessary Censorship

Postby PKMKII on Sat Jun 12, 2010 7:05 pm

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Great big granny-*ugs.


Great big granny-hugs.
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Re: Unnecessary Censorship

Postby TwistedSister on Sat Jun 12, 2010 9:43 pm

Ubi Dubius wrote:
TwistedSister wrote:I've got my *** on you Bart............. :lurk: :haha:



TwistedSister wrote:I've got my eye on you Bart............. :lurk: :haha:

That would be my "meaty ass" in case anyone is wondering.
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Re: Unnecessary Censorship

Postby DavidH on Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:13 am

Toothless Sam Eliot the buccanneer poet wrote:
This is the way the ***** ends
Not with a bang but a *******.


This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but a whimper.
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Re: Unnecessary Censorship

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sun Jun 13, 2010 11:13 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:You can't say ******* here.


You really can't. You can't even read it. It's just a bunch of asterisks.
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Re: Unnecessary Censorship

Postby black bart on Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:54 am

Et wrote:

You really can't. You can't even **** it. It's just a bunch of as*

You really can't. You can't even read it. It's just a bunch of asterisks.
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Re: Unnecessary Censorship

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Tue Jun 15, 2010 2:37 am

****, ****, ****.

Julius Cæsar, on his 'holiday' in Britain.
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