The Wrong Answer Game

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby black bart on Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:28 am

(there's a lot of coincidences going on today...I was looking at our Hamster just the other day and pondering that very question)

The Hapsburg Empire

What's the best way to end a romance? (should be a thread on it's own that one)
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Mar 01, 2010 10:26 am

Failure to grease the suspension components regularly may invalidate your warranty.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby black bart on Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:38 am

Get thee to a nunnery

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby PKMKII on Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:06 pm

Actually, the Communist Manifesto was written in 1848, so it predates Heinz ketchup.

Who's on first?
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby bacon on Mon Mar 01, 2010 2:30 pm

Timesheets are due on Monday morning before 11 am. If you have a problem submitting them, please let me know in advance.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby DavidH on Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:08 pm

1,435 mm (4 ft 8½ in) between the inner edges of the rails.
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:20 pm

Only if the stretching frequency lies between 1800-2100 cm-1, otherwise the carbonyl is likely an amide.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby TwistedSister on Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:56 pm

Terms are net 30 days, sorry.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Mar 01, 2010 5:33 pm

I think it came from the shed.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Ham Nox on Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:50 pm

But Mother, I love him! Well, maybe not on Tuesday nights... Or Friday mornings... But I love love him most of the time and that's what really counts!

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby PKMKII on Mon Mar 01, 2010 10:24 pm

Your safe word is orange.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:12 am

Always snip the blue wire.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby DavidH on Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:50 am

Eternal happiness is rhubarb tart.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:59 am

Remember to check that the on-off switch is in the off position before you plug it in. Could be a nasty accident otherwise.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby black bart on Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:22 am

It's time to go out into the garden and plant that rhubarb.

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