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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby DavidH on Sat Jan 22, 2011 1:47 pm

Neo-Freudian aspects of Quantum frog-hopping are very fashionable these days.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Ubi Dubius on Sun Jan 23, 2011 3:02 pm

In the UK, but not in the US.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:49 pm

Without Higgs Bosons, we have no way of explaining mass.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby daftbeaker on Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:53 pm

The notion of phase space shows that any object may be found anywhere within a lightcone from some previous known event.

How can I spend several days looking for some insulating foam and it was on my desk in plain sight the entire time? :paranoid:
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby TwistedSister on Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:16 pm

Yes, it does hurt when you put your head up your ass.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby black bart on Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:51 am

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Ham Nox on Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:33 pm

DIE, SPARKLY VAMPIRE, DIE!!!

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Arkaeon on Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:51 pm

Mi isle en Florida es su isle en Florida. Usa el región tropical cuandoquieras que occure.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby TwistedSister on Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:28 pm

The dough rises faster.
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Feb 22, 2011 9:41 am

Physics was never my strong point.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Eendje on Tue Feb 22, 2011 3:55 pm

No.

(Good one eh?: :moon: )

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Uther on Tue Feb 22, 2011 5:23 pm

It's a family recipe.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Arkaeon on Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:51 am

Handses? String or nothing!

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby black bart on Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:55 am

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby DavidH on Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:02 am

O, I am fortune's fool!

the prince expressly hath Forbidden .....
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