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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Puppys on Mon Jan 17, 2011 5:40 pm

No, I'm not a cannibal, but thanks for the offer.

Why are is it none of my fish-feeding intruction AGREE WITH EACHOTHER?! :furious:
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Uther on Tue Jan 18, 2011 1:03 am

A small amount of Cornflour makes crispier batter.


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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:51 am

Done what before? :confused: Your webcam is turned off.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby black bart on Tue Jan 18, 2011 7:50 am

We're all in this together.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby DavidH on Tue Jan 18, 2011 7:52 am

A vampire never forgets his craft.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby black bart on Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:15 am

She's a Cutie, Cutie Patootie...

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Uther on Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:29 pm

One is never short of ideas.


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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby bacon on Wed Jan 19, 2011 6:20 pm

According to the autopsy, the death has been attributed to risin poisoning.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Uther on Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:26 pm

A guy is coming to fix the lock next Tuesday.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby black bart on Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:32 am

Camilla Parker-Bowles

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Uther on Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:24 pm

I don't know...I was really drunk at the time.


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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:53 pm

Beans, Doctor, with lots of hot sauce.

Why can't they make the parts of an assembly-required mail-order chair in such a manner as to allow the necessary assembling to be assembled?
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Uther on Sat Jan 22, 2011 12:00 am

Apply a little fertiliser and water it every day.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Jan 22, 2011 9:06 am

No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby daftbeaker on Sat Jan 22, 2011 9:15 am

42.

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