The Wrong Answer Game

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Ham Nox » Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:53 pm

No son, we haven't really just won a million dollars. We won TWO MILLION DOLLARS!!!

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby TwistedSister » Sat Feb 27, 2010 7:09 pm

Always make sure the grounding wire is connected properly.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Ubi Dubius » Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:39 am

Because then the dark wouldn't be dark, it would be light.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:47 am

Eobard Thwayne.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:15 am

because he said, and if you don't do what he wants he'll detonate the bomb...

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Iamtoo » Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:18 am

You're correct, I should eat something. You'll do nicely, thank you.

Can borrow your eyes and brain to satisfy my curiosity that what I see as green appears the same to you?

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:24 am

No, but if you take out his knight you can make a fork attack on his rook and queen.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Feb 28, 2010 7:50 am

Because conduction is a far more efficient method of heat transfer than convection.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Feb 28, 2010 1:53 pm

A little higher, and to the left.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Ham Nox » Sun Feb 28, 2010 2:47 pm

No, Grandma, I don't feel like listening to David Jeremiah today.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby DavidH » Sun Feb 28, 2010 3:23 pm

75 pence, please.

Shall I put it in a bag?

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:06 pm

No, we don't know where DavidH has been for so long. For a horrible moment there we thought he might have got a life.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Ham Nox » Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:35 pm

NO NO NO NO NO!!! The movies are ENTIRELY wrong! Charlie did NOT take Bella out to restaurants, she took over kitchen duties for Charlie's own good. Rosalie did not ever try to cook for Bella. They didn't have the meadow scene, and that's what inspired the whole first book. And for Pete's sake, Edward Cullen was NEVER so freaking ugly as Rob Pattinson!

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby TwistedSister » Sun Feb 28, 2010 10:34 pm

Check with ET, I'm sure the answer can be found in one of his many outhouses.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby DavidH » Mon Mar 01, 2010 5:13 am

Eight tentacles, and they squirt ink.

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