The Wrong Answer Game

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:00 pm

It may cause drowsiness, so don't drive or operate heavy machinery.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:06 pm

Wash, rinse, repeat.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:23 pm

Of course, you would say that. It happens every Wednesday.

What does?

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:32 pm

Beat until frothy.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:37 pm

Drop and roll, try to smother the flames, and do not attempt to remove the burning clothing as you may do more harm than good.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Edd » Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:47 pm

Take a tour of Graceland and you'll see why.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby PKMKII » Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:59 pm

No.... No.... Yes mom, I know it says Anise on the label, but that's a misnomer. It really is fennel... Yes mom, I promise.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Feb 26, 2010 8:23 pm

The knocking speeds up*.

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*Yes, this is the wrong answer. This is the answer to "How do you know there's a drummer at your door?"

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Feb 26, 2010 9:02 pm

It was like that when I got here.

If a lift moves between floors with no-one in it, has it actually moved? More to the point, why is it never on the floor that I'm on?

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby S'presso » Fri Feb 26, 2010 9:14 pm

The blue whale is a baleen whale, it has no teeth.

Will I ever do my homework?

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:19 pm

Yes, you should always use a condom while having sex until you both have been tested for STDs.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby PKMKII » Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:43 pm

Bodies stack best alternately head-to-toe, toe-to-head.

Anyone want another round?

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:32 am

With the glassware, in the second cabinet from the left.

How do you get a blue one?

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:50 am

Remember to clean your piercing every day for the first couple of weeks, or it may get infected.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:31 am

Pick up is between 8 and 11 AM, on the last Saturday of the month.

Is it contagious?


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