The Wrong Answer Game

[Roy Hunter]

It may cause drowsiness, so don't drive or operate heavy machinery.

Have you got a light, Mac?

[TwistedSister]

Wash, rinse, repeat.

How many eggs in a Baker's dozen?

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Of course, you would say that. It happens every Wednesday.

What does?

[TwistedSister]

Beat until frothy.

When the doorbell rings, what should you do?

[Roy Hunter]

Drop and roll, try to smother the flames, and do not attempt to remove the burning clothing as you may do more harm than good.

Is it grog time yet?

[Edd]

Take a tour of Graceland and you'll see why.

Where, oh where, has my little dog gone?

[PKMKII]

No.... No.... Yes mom, I know it says Anise on the label, but that's a misnomer. It really is fennel... Yes mom, I promise.

How do you know that a bass player is at your door?

[Roy Hunter]

The knocking speeds up*.

How many Jewish Mothers does it take to change a lightbulb?

*Yes, this is the wrong answer. This is the answer to "How do you know there's a drummer at your door?"

[daftbeaker]

It was like that when I got here.

If a lift moves between floors with no-one in it, has it actually moved? More to the point, why is it never on the floor that I'm on?

[S'presso]

The blue whale is a baleen whale, it has no teeth.

Will I ever do my homework?

[TwistedSister]

Yes, you should always use a condom while having sex until you both have been tested for STDs.

How do I keep my cookies from burning?

[PKMKII]

Bodies stack best alternately head-to-toe, toe-to-head.

Anyone want another round?

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

With the glassware, in the second cabinet from the left.

How do you get a blue one?

[Roy Hunter]

Remember to clean your piercing every day for the first couple of weeks, or it may get infected.

Where are all those rooks going to all of a sudden?

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

Pick up is between 8 and 11 AM, on the last Saturday of the month.

Is it contagious?