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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Edd on Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:38 pm

Paper. No, plastic. Never mind, I'll just carry it in my hands.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby daftbeaker on Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:41 pm

I wouldn't, you'll either smear it or rip your arse apart.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Feb 25, 2010 5:12 pm

Catalytic cracking. If you know anyone who works in an oil refinery, they can explain it to you.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby PKMKII on Thu Feb 25, 2010 5:32 pm

Our business hours are between 9 a.m. and 5 p.m. eastern standard time, Monday through Friday. If you call us back during those hours, we'll be happy to help you.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Scott the Pirate on Thu Feb 25, 2010 5:55 pm

apply direct pressure on the way to the hospital. do not remove a compress, add another.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:04 pm

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby PKMKII on Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:56 pm

Take the hall on the left, take the third door on the left. Don't talk to the wizard in there, he'll teleport you to the dungeon. Look in the dresser. The key to access level 6 is in there.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby S'presso on Thu Feb 25, 2010 8:03 pm

Yes I agree, the cheese must be eradicated immediately.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:39 pm

Well, of course, we all know it is made into fish sticks.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Ubi Dubius on Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:32 pm

Around here? Cars, mostly.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby PKMKII on Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:59 pm

First edition or nothin', baby!

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby black bart on Fri Feb 26, 2010 6:36 am

Pretend to be a fish.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Ubi Dubius on Fri Feb 26, 2010 8:06 am

Who will rid me of this meddlesome priest?

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby bacon on Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:07 am

Dancing naked in a public forum can be deemed assault with a deadly weapon under the right circumstances.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Iamtoo on Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:38 am

It's 112, unless you mean the date something happened in a land far far away. Then it's 11/9.

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