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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:07 pm

Ham Nox wrote:That seems a little racist... What's the Hispanic got that the Caucasian doesn't? Are we not all equal in the eyes of the FSM?!?

Nah. Just a setup to facilitate spouse-swapping.
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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby Esab on Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:41 pm

Some pople are just a little saucier!
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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby daftbeaker on Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:35 pm

I don't have a picture but the Bristol Royal Infirmary has a 'Department of Gadgetology and Procurement' (in through 3rd floor A&E, left, second door on the left after the double doors)
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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:38 pm

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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby bacon on Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:27 pm

:stupid:

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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby Roland Deschain on Thu Feb 18, 2010 8:42 am

Finding and photographing funny signs is a sort of hobby of me and a friend of mine. One trip to Spain yielded the following:-

This delightful-sounding place was found when we stayed in Llanes, a Spanish resort town in the north of Spain. The village in question is just west of Llanes and south of Lagunilla de Gatones. It was alright, but the beach was crap...

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These ones were found driving from Naron in the north-west of Spain to Porto in Portugal. It is situated halfway between Santiago de Compostella and Pontevedra. I have censored it, as the word in question is considered very rude in the English-speaking world. If any adult wishes for the unedited versions, I can supply them. If they are too much, I will remove them, as I don't wish to offend anyone. And yes. We did choose our route specifically to see this town. We were in tears...

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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby black bart on Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:05 am

I think I'd avoid those places like I'd avoid these snacks:

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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby ciaran54 on Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:06 pm

Wikipedia wrote:Cuntis is a municipality of Galicia, Spain in the province of Pontevedra.
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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby daftbeaker on Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:07 am

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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby Roland Deschain on Sun Feb 28, 2010 2:22 pm

This place is in Belgium, 30Km outside Ostend (Oostende):-

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This place is in Switzerland on Lake Geneva, halfway between Lausanne and Geneva (Genève):-

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EDIT: Daftbeaker, you should be have thinking back to the current and be anticipating past need...
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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby black bart on Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:44 am

I couldn't help noticing at the Winter Olympics there was a German skier named 'Wank'.
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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby Roland Deschain on Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:35 am

black bart wrote:I couldn't help noticing at the Winter Olympics there was a German skier named 'Wank'.
In the credits to Buffy the Vampire Slayer, there is an Associate Producer called Brian Wankum and a composer called Thomas Wanker (now unfortunately changed to Wander). You will only find them both appearing after season 4; or so i'm told. I don't have all 7 seasons on DVD to check... :whistle:

There is also Wanker's Corner in Oregon the US and a beer called Wanker Light (WARNING - Bikini clad ladies in link), unfortunately only on sale in the US. I'm not really sure if this is a hoax or not though.

There's a place in Germany called Wank. It's near Ulm, the birthplace of Einstein. There's also a Wank Mountain and the infamous Wankbahn (Wank Train), which can be taken up to the Wankhaus (Wank House). Try 2/3 of the way down the page for that last link.
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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby black bart on Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:41 am

...and they say the German's don't have a sense of humour.
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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby PKMKII on Mon Mar 01, 2010 12:32 pm

black bart wrote:I couldn't help noticing at the Winter Olympics there was a German skier named 'Wank'.


Not as bad as Slovak hockey player Miroslav SATAN!!!!!!!
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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby black bart on Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:49 pm

PKMKII wrote:
black bart wrote:I couldn't help noticing at the Winter Olympics there was a German skier named 'Wank'.


Not as bad as Slovak hockey player Miroslav SATAN!!!!!!!


:lol: ...and he's a Ming the Merciless looky likey!
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