Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

[Tigger_the_Wing]

This is a thread to compliment all those 'Funny Stuff Found on Teh Intawebz' threads to post things that we have spotted ourselves in real life.

Like the sign that had hubby and me in stitches last Saturday, posted at the entrance to the club restaurant:



Or the label on a packet of five lemons that my hubby opened this morning, that claimed six servings:

[PKMKII]

[pieces o'nine]

I will always regret not taking a picture of the three businesses sharing a block in Denver:
1. a [human] crematorium
2. a butcher
3. a bakery


I always wondered what kind of person did his/her/its one-stop-shopping there.

[TwistedSister]

No candlestick maker?

[pieces o'nine]

Maybe that was an option at the crematorium...

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Maybe that was an option at the crematorium...

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

They've changed one of the dentists on the sign, but it used to read
"Dr. Slaughter and Dr. Savage"

[Qwertyuiopasd]

There was a set of twins in my middle school with the last name "Slaughter." The Slaughter Sisters. Like some kind of B-movie horror flick.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

[black bart]

Luckily, this isn't my local train stop:

[ken worley]

Sex sells?




In Murraysville, Pa.




"Aisle three, ma'am...Next to the shovels."




An even, professionally applied tan screams, "Good Health!"

No pain, No gain.

[PantyGnawer]

I saw this in Wal Mart and actually went home to get my camera!

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

An even, professionally applied tan screams, "Good Health!"

No pain, No gain.

"Drop off service"???

[black bart]

You drop off your white wife or hubby and you get a brown one in return?

[Ham Nox]

That seems a little racist... What's the Hispanic got that the Caucasian doesn't? Are we not all equal in the eyes of the FSM?!?