I died my Latin roots, so can no longer use them.
I have been learning ES PAN YOOL though...
Like, phonetically, EM-ays kahn OH-troe EM-ays
(the hard candy-coated chocolate snack that melts in your mouth, not your hand.), or,
Oh-Duh-LAY, VAH-toe. DAWN-day ESS-ta glow-BALL-es kris-TAL-eh, way?
(Greetings, young gentleman. Could you kindly direct me to your neighborhood's nearest distributor of street-level-quantities of methamphetamine, wey.)
AIY- yai yai...PELL-uh KOE-bray....Su es tres BEE-ehn...MOE-toe BELL-ah. LOVE me.
(Excuse me, miss. I find your copper-colored tresses quite fetching....Lovely... Would you deign to attack my loin area with fervor and timeliness?)
latin.....Get off of my seester?...I will cut you, esse?
nah, that's not it.