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Postby ken worley » Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:12 pm

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Postby daftbeaker » Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:43 pm

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Postby ken worley » Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:05 am

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Lake Owned By Methodist Church of Greensboro


...Swimming by permission only. Passes available from 9am to 11 am
Sundays, by requesting from Pastor Barth, during services.
Methodist church members enjoy first use of lake, but all faiths are welcome.
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Postby Rainswept » Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:19 am

ken worley wrote:Lake Owned By Methodist Church of Greensboro


Oh it had to be Greensboro lol. Which of the like 109 Methodist churches, tho?
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Postby Rainswept » Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:06 pm

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And stay off the wavy floor.
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Postby ken worley » Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:56 pm

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Religious miracles forbidden at all municipal reservoirs, aqueducts, lakes, pools, and bathhouses.[/size]
-Roman Empirical revised decree, sec. 13-235 paragraph 3, subsection 22.













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Postby Rainswept » Mon Jan 11, 2010 2:26 pm

Greensboro is more like 70,000 than 2,000. Very religious area tho, I'd say the most famous Greensboro resident is Orson Scott Card, who is not only very religious, but set part of his Ender's Game (Great book btw) series in Greensboro.
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