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Re: The Pan-Literature Game

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:50 pm

Does she not think that she is beautiful and that everybody should watch her, share with her?

Page 274, sentence 14
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Re: The Pan-Literature Game

Postby fueledbycoffee on Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:53 am

All around, little plips sounded in the water as shrapnel continued to fall.

Page 119, sentence 4.
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Re: The Pan-Literature Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:23 am

"The giving up of witchcraft," said John Wesley, the founder of Methodism, "is in effect the giving up of the Bible."

page 50, sentence 1
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Re: The Pan-Literature Game

Postby Hippie Pirate on Fri Nov 20, 2009 7:37 am

Of course, "Hate the sin, love the sinner" I always say.

Page 27 sentence 9.
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Re: The Pan-Literature Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:17 am

had to go to the second-nearest book. Page 27 in the nearest one is written completely in Japanese, and I can't do Japanese characters.

In all cases, such information shall be required as is deemed necessary by the Board,Commission or their staffs to describe the proposed project and its impacts in sufficient detail to enable the Board,Commission or their staffs to make an informed judgement on a particular project.

Page 104, sentence 6.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
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Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: The Pan-Literature Game

Postby bacon on Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:52 am

If Jones were a corporation, the owners' equity accounts would include Capital Stock and Retained Earnings.

page 18 sentence 18
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Re: The Pan-Literature Game

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:46 am

There's not page 18!
So I shall do page 19

But this morning a headache wasn't going to stop him.

Page 204, sentence 24
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Re: The Pan-Literature Game

Postby PKMKII on Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:44 pm

The email note takes the place of the personal letter that would be enclosed with a press kit sent in the mail.

Page 306, sentence 13

(BTW, can I make a request that no one call for a sentence number higher than say, 15? Most pages from most books do not go up into the 20-something sentence count)
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: The Pan-Literature Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:53 pm

The prince of darkness, who has so long bent the powers of his mastermind to the work of deception, skillfully adapts his temptations to men of all classes and conditions.

:shocked:

Page 92, sentence 1.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

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Re: The Pan-Literature Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Nov 20, 2009 6:00 pm

In Chapter 5, we presented the Process Planning Guide, which led you through planning, manifesting, and grounding a ritual.


pg 222, sentence 2
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Re: The Pan-Literature Game

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:14 pm

2. The earliest stage of anything.

Page 303, sentence 17

(PKM, number of sentences depends on the font size and the author I guess)
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Re: The Pan-Literature Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Nov 21, 2009 5:27 am

"Yeah, well the only gift from you anyone seemed to know about was a pink poinsettia."

Page 218, sentence 4.

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Re: The Pan-Literature Game

Postby Hippie Pirate on Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:36 pm

And why should you not eat of that over which God's name has been pronounced, seeing that He has so clearly spelled out to you what He has forbidden you [to eat] unless you are compelled [to do so]?

Page 34 Sentence 9
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Re: The Pan-Literature Game

Postby PKMKII on Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:00 pm

Consider: for a supposedly classless society, the United States nevertheless suffers the greatest gap of any industrialized nation between its richest and poorest citizens.

Page 100, sentence 3
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: The Pan-Literature Game

Postby bacon on Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:51 pm

"yeah, yeah," said zaphod. "look, i think i'll just use a piece of paper."

page 91 sentence 10
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