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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Feb 19, 2014 5:27 pm

saxanthopsia
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an inability to see saxophones

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saxonthopsia
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an inability to see the British

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Re: Word of the Day

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sexanthopsia
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an inability to see pornography

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby DavidH » Fri Feb 21, 2014 8:05 am

Fondant
An insect which likes you.

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Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Feb 21, 2014 9:30 am

fondleant
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a crime for which Dec can confidently expect to be charged in about 25 years, following an internal BBC investigation which finds no fault.

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII » Fri Feb 21, 2014 11:44 pm

affixture
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the act of affixing; attachment.

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Feb 22, 2014 4:53 pm

PKMKII wrote:affixture
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1. the act of affixing; attachment.

2. a sporting event which someone betting on the result has guaranteed the outcome in their favour.

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Feb 23, 2014 12:47 am

a fixture
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a light or a faucet.

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII » Sun Feb 23, 2014 12:57 am

razoe
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to cut down to a less number of decks, and thus to an inferior rate or glass, as a ship; hence, to prune or abridge by cutting off or retrenching parts; as, to razee a book, or an article.

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Razore
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one of a group of nine volcanic islands which comprise an autonomous region of Portugal, and which have really sharp edges.

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby DavidH » Sun Feb 23, 2014 6:41 am

Razamunga
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A fierce Xmungu warrior of the M'shamba clan. Claimed to have eaten 146 missionaries between 1871 and 1873.

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII » Sun Feb 23, 2014 9:33 pm

doxy
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1. opinion; doctrine.
2. religious views.
3. an immoral woman; prostitute.
4. Archaic. a mistress.

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby DavidH » Mon Feb 24, 2014 10:01 am

poxy
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A condition often affecting doxies

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Feb 24, 2014 4:47 pm

proxy [n]

a stand-in for a poxy doxy

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby DavidH » Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:18 am

taxi
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A tacky old poxy doxy.


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