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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII on Thu Nov 21, 2013 3:47 am

incuse
-adjective
1. hammered or stamped in, as a figure on a coin.
-noun
2. an incuse figure or impression.
-verb
3. to stamp or hammer in, as a design or figure in a coin.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Nov 21, 2013 5:04 am

excuse
-verb
to remove a figure from a coin.
-noun
I didn't do it.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Nov 21, 2013 9:05 pm

accuse
-verb
to speculate boldly regarding the condition and whereabouts of the coins.
-noun - accusation

Roy would have accused Ravi outright instead of merely excusing himself if he'd had a better alibi.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Nov 22, 2013 2:40 am

incuse

-noun
1. where you wait to pay for your groceries.

2. the places where you find the upper parts of the little tails on uppercase versions of the 17th letter of the alphabet.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII on Fri Nov 22, 2013 2:01 pm

protoplast
-noun
1. Biology.
a. the contents of a cell within the cell membrane, considered as a fundamental entity.
b. the primordial living unit or cell.
2. a person or thing that is formed first; original; prototype.
3. the hypothetical first individual or one of the supposed first pair of a species or the like.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:33 pm

antiplast
-noun
1. Biology.
a. cells set against other cells.
b. the primordial antithesis of a unit or cell.
2. a person or thing opposite of the original.
3. the hypothetical first antagonist or one of the supposed first pair of opposites or the like.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:21 am

angioplasty
-noun
surgical repair or unblocking of an artery, particularly a coronary artery.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Nov 23, 2013 4:32 pm

Angieplasty [n]

removal of old Ms Jolie posters from the mens toilet door.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sat Nov 23, 2013 5:44 pm

protoplast
-noun
Tiger Woods.


Free grog to anyone who gets that reference.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:39 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:protoplast
-noun
Tiger Woods.


Free grog to anyone who gets that reference.

He went from golf pro to plastered drunk driver?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII on Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:03 pm

ashkey
-noun
the winged fruit of the ash
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:34 pm

hash key

second most used keyboard key after the any key
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Nov 24, 2013 5:06 pm

Ashkey
-noun
What Sean Connery calls Arthur Askey.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Tue Nov 26, 2013 11:58 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:protoplast
-noun
Tiger Woods.


Free grog to anyone who gets that reference.

He went from golf pro to plastered drunk driver?

Close enough. Your free grog is in the cabinet.

ashkey
-noun
An item which either causes or relieves conshtipation, depending on the direction it is turned.
(Lefty-loosey, righty-tighty)
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Nov 27, 2013 1:33 am

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