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Re: Word of the Day

Postby DavidH on Sun Aug 11, 2013 5:24 am

bumma
-n. Lat.

A bad outcome
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby bacon on Sun Aug 11, 2013 11:19 am

PKMKII wrote:summa
-noun, plural summae
1. a comprehensive work or series of works covering, synthesizing, or summarizing a particular field or subject.
2. a work or series of works that is a summary of all human knowledge.


<offcolor>3. how much money an Italian has left after paying their bills</offcolor>
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Aug 11, 2013 5:42 pm

[Yo'] Mumma [n]

the butt of so many fat jokes.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Temp0ral on Sun Aug 11, 2013 9:16 pm

Winta
-noun
1. Coldest season of the year
2. is comin'
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sun Aug 11, 2013 10:19 pm

suomma
-noun
a hot time in Helsinki.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby DavidH on Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:25 am

Pastoral
-adj.

The state of moving on from foreplay.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII on Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:07 pm

calcimine
-noun
1. a white or tinted wash for walls, ceilings, etc.
-verb
2. to wash or cover with calcimine.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby DavidH on Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:21 pm

calcimine
-n.

3. A hole in the ground out of which people dig calci.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:22 pm

calciyours
-noun
1. a white or tinted wash for someone else's walls, ceilings, etc.
-verb
2. to wash or cover someone else with calcimine.[/quote]
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:47 pm

calcimime
-noun
1. a white or tinted makeup for street performers
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2. to wash or cover with calcimime.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Aug 13, 2013 4:16 am

pieces o'nine wrote:calcimime
-noun
1. a white or tinted makeup for street performers
-verb
2. to wash or cover with calcimime.

3.[verb] to pretend to apply a white or tinted wash to walls, ceilings, etc
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Aug 13, 2013 9:58 am

Ravi Oli wrote:
pieces o'nine wrote:calcimime
-noun
1. a white or tinted makeup for street performers
-verb
2. to wash or cover with calcimime.

3.[verb] to pretend to apply a white or tinted wash to walls, ceilings, etc


4. [noun] a calcified mime.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby DavidH on Tue Aug 13, 2013 10:14 am

rampart
-n.

The penis of a male sheep.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Aug 13, 2013 4:37 pm

ramp art

the graffiti down the local skate park.

DavidHugeOne wrote:Pastoral -adj.The state of moving on from foreplay.
rampart -n. The penis of a male sheep.

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Tue Aug 13, 2013 9:54 pm

flaccimine
-verb
to retreat from foreplay
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