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Re: Word of the Day

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:51 pm

kine
-noun
1. a plural of cow.
2. Classification of animals taken on the ark: Take with you seven of every kine of clean animal, a male and its mate, and two of every kine of unclean animal, a male and its mate.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby DavidH on Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:57 pm

kinematograph
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A pictorial representation of the number of cattle standing on the doormat.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:54 pm

Kinescope ( /ˈkɪnɨskoʊp/), shortened to kine /ˈkɪniː/,
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A recording of a television program made by filming the cattle standing on the doormap in front of the ark.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Aug 27, 2012 4:28 pm

hypertrombonemia [n]

an abnormally high number of trombones, often exceding 76, in the big parade.

kinescoop [n]

implement used to clean doormats after cattle have stood there.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:14 am

Scoop noun

Implement for serving Mash or Ice Cream...two scoops please...and a flake.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:35 am

flake
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someone in a tinfoil helmet who recommends homeopathy to cleanse your chakras and align your aura. Flakes typically spend all their money on crystals and aromatherapy oils.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII on Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:41 am

harquebus
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any of several small-caliber long guns operated by a matchlock or wheel-lock mechanism, dating from about 1400.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Aug 28, 2012 12:40 pm

Hark! A bus!
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby DavidH on Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:56 pm

harquescooter
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A one-person harquebus.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII on Wed Aug 29, 2012 7:31 pm

Meandrina
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a genus of corals with meandering grooves and ridges, including the brain corals.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby DavidH on Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:58 am

Meandrina

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII on Thu Aug 30, 2012 12:46 pm

Alopecist
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a practitioner who tries to prevent or cure baldness.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:00 pm

Allo pieces
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A courteous greeting for a friendly pyrate wench mod.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:08 pm

halopecist
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1. a saint whose hair has fallen out due to their halo rubbing on their scalp.
2. someone whose hair has fallen out because they live in the dark playing first-person shooters
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby black bart on Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:19 am

Gull (guhl) verb

1. To deceive, trick or cheat.
2. A person who is easily deceived or cheated.
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