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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:12 am

Well, I'll be!!!
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:27 pm

Rainswept wrote:Hmm if it's the Axis of Weevil, whom would the opposing forces be?

I suppose instead of "Allies" they would be "Al-Denties"


Hmmm. The coalition of the willies?
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:13 pm

black bart wrote:...
We has several vacancies in thee Axis of Weevil:

Chief Valkyrie and Singer of the Sea Shanties - Job Descripshun: Puttin the fear of hell into thine enemies.
...

Oi feels as oi 'as thee ryghte koalafikayshuns fer this wun.
(O' course, oi be moor ov a Haintchent Hejipshun Valkyrie.)
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby black bart on Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:09 am

daftbeaker wrote:Yes. You are notty and banned.


I'm pretty sure that's Teddington Lock in the background of that sketch where I used to work (Thames TV). I never noticed any men slapping each other with fish when I was there...although come to think of it it's very much the sort of thing that probably went on in the wardrobe department.
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby black bart on Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:12 am

pieces o'nine wrote:
black bart wrote:...
We has several vacancies in thee Axis of Weevil:

Chief Valkyrie and Singer of the Sea Shanties - Job Descripshun: Puttin the fear of hell into thine enemies.
...

Oi feels as oi 'as thee ryghte koalafikayshuns fer this wun.
(O' course, oi be moor ov a Haintchent Hejipshun Valkyrie.)


I'm pretty sure the Haintchent Hejipshuns invented Valkyries:

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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:46 pm

^ Yarrrgh, that they did.

Hit were knot considdirt a goode parrrghty huntil ye were blitzed on meade an yer wax cones starrrghtd meltin, if ye nose wot oi meane... :lech:
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby black bart on Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:51 am

Arrr I think we need that 'Here come thee Mummies' band to play at thee Axis of Weevil rallies.

I'm sure they could do a funky song about daftbeaker...to the tune of Brick House by The Commodores:

Attack of that...Daft...Beaker
He thinks he's English
But Bristol's part of Wales...
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:31 am

A moighty foine hoidea, me ol' chumbuckit, but we've gotta figyoor owt what we's goan ta do wiv our organ-ie-zay-shin, eh? We's best sawt owt some henemies, eh?
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby black bart on Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:33 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:A moighty foine hoidea, me ol' chumbuckit, but we've gotta figyoor owt what we's goan ta do wiv our organ-ie-zay-shin, eh? We's best sawt owt some henemies, eh?


We've got daftbeaker as our enemy at thee moment...once we've roughed him up a bit we can pick on someone smaller.
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:57 am

black bart wrote:But Bristol's part of Wales...

:haha: :haha: :haha:

Have ye looked at a map recently Bart or have the sheeps eaten them all?
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby black bart on Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:10 am

:evilgrin: maps can change matey...hespecially when I've got Nef Yoo drawin em!

As of Midnoight ternight Bristol will be a Welsh speakin enclave of the 'People's Republik of Weevilonia'....(could have been worse mind you...we could have called it Bristollapgwylichgellerychlantisiliogogogoch...there's no way that would fit on Parkway train Station though)...

hurry up an draw thee map Nef Yoo...I fink we've got im worried.
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby Ubi Dubius on Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:23 am

Perhaps Bart knows something about the pending Welsh invasion that he should share with the rest of us, eh Bart?
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby TwistedSister on Mon Nov 09, 2009 8:29 pm

That there will be many horny sheep involved????
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby black bart on Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:00 am

Wales did invade England once, under Owen Glendower...it ended in a draw so we let them keep Bristol and Chester with the understanding that any Welshman caught in these cities after dark can legally be shot with a Crossbow!

I don't care...they've only got zoos as entertainment.
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Re: Axis of Weevil

Postby DavidH on Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:55 am

They say you can do that here in Hereford,too, but I don't think it's been tried lately.
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