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Motivational Captions

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:47 pm

Create your own motivational (or de-motivational) images and post them here.
Online captioner: http://wigflip.com/automotivator/ (save to imageshack for a quick link)

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Re: Motivational Captions

Postby PKMKII on Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:12 pm

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Motivational Captions

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:24 pm

Umm...I did say "create your own" didn't I?

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Re: Motivational Captions

Postby Rainswept on Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:26 pm

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Made this one myself.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Re: Motivational Captions

Postby PKMKII on Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:30 pm

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Motivational Captions

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:49 pm

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Re: Motivational Captions

Postby PKMKII on Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:24 pm

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Motivational Captions

Postby Venator on Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:41 pm

First,

A couple I made for a wee presentation during an informal debate with a creationist

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As well as one I made for the lulz and before I found out that everyone else had used this quote too.

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Re: Motivational Captions

Postby Ubi Dubium on Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:47 pm

I've made a few of these! Mostly for a contest on Friendly Atheist. But this is a good chance to use them again.

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Re: Motivational Captions

Postby S'presso on Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:50 pm

I'm currently in the process of painting one.
I'll get back to you in... a week or so. :grin:
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Re: Motivational Captions

Postby PKMKII on Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:00 pm

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Motivational Captions

Postby PKMKII on Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:53 am

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Motivational Captions

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:47 pm

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Re: Motivational Captions

Postby Scott the Pirate on Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:02 pm

Cool thread, but are we allowed to post favorites created by other people?

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Re: Motivational Captions

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:46 pm

We already have threads to post funny pictures in. The entire point of this one was to promote creativity among our members. I suppose that if you included one of your favorites in a post of your own creations and said..."I only made the first one, but I just had to post the second as well." it wouldn't be the end of the world.

Besides which, it's not like I can enforce the rules.


But I really, really hoped that people would find it entertaining enough to go out and do it for themselves. Besides, if one is clever enough, it could start a new meme (so put your name and the date in the corner, eh?).
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