It's supposed to be backhanded compliments, not disturbingly accurate psychological assessment. I'm sure you'll learn to read thread titles in a few years.
(Also, I was never wrong on any principle
That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans. A European says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with me?" An American says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with him? - Sir Terry Pratchett
The great thing about Beaker is his ability to provoke while still being decorous, or at least within acceptable rules of conduct - Qwertyuiopasd