(Backhanded) Compliments Game

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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Aug 29, 2011 9:18 pm

While every girl dreams of being considered provocative, your adroitness at avoiding the real issue is matched only by your refusal to concede that you are wrong, just on general principles.


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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Aug 29, 2011 9:22 pm

It's supposed to be backhanded compliments, not disturbingly accurate psychological assessment. I'm sure you'll learn to read thread titles in a few years.

(Also, I was never wrong on any principle :haha: )
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Aug 29, 2011 11:30 pm

They say that consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.
Fortunately, there is no convincing proof of hobgoblins. Yet. :grin:
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Aug 29, 2011 11:37 pm

When you can learn to give a consistent argument you'll look back on these posts and laugh :moon:
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby skyweir on Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:46 am

Logic and humour in the one sentence. Who'd have thought you had it in you?
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby DavidH on Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:03 am

Look how your baby tunic is belling out at the bottom. That must have been a truly epic fart!
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:25 pm

ye hav tha tinkyist fartz ebber
en tha lowdist too
et so tinky en lowd dat ye skare way tha spanyerds
ye b handy in a baddel

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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby skyweir on Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:16 am

You're quite eloquent when it comes to farts.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby black bart on Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:37 am

Indeed sir, and you are quite flatulent when it comes to eloquence.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby skyweir on Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:10 am

Thank you, my good man. The correct use of honorifics is so rare among commoners.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Julius Aurora on Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:34 am

And well done to you sir, the use of words with more than one syllable can be difficult for people with your mental. . . characteristics.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby skyweir on Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:08 am

Congratulations on the improvement in your counting!
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:56 pm

juss look et ow well ye b doon sinse ye starrtid takin thet medicashun .

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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby DavidH on Sat Sep 03, 2011 1:50 pm

If you carry on improving this way, we'll be able to understand you next year.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sat Sep 03, 2011 3:28 pm

Ye reely do jusstise ta alla tha maekep ye b weerin

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