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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Uther on Tue Jul 27, 2010 3:47 pm

You're unique.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Scott the Pirate on Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:01 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:Nice one Ham! Simply wonderful! And so unlike the one right before it! I'd think it only took you, what... 45 minutes to come up with?


I knew that post of Hams sounded familiar... It's good of you to recycle.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Uther on Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:45 pm

At least your avatar pic is nice
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Scott the Pirate on Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:49 pm

At least your hair is an... interesting shade!
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Uther on Tue Jul 27, 2010 6:02 pm

Your collection of Christmas cracker jokes is impressive.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Jul 27, 2010 6:10 pm

It's so nice to see you and Scott getting along so well, I guess you share the same interest in girls under the age of twenty.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Uther on Tue Jul 27, 2010 6:20 pm

Your insightful assessment of Scott is somewhat lessened by your mis-characterisation of me.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:58 am

So you are a girl under the age of twenty? I thought you sounded like one, but it's so rude to presume, isn't it?
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Uther on Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:02 pm

The more you post with grown-ups the better you get.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby PKMKII on Sat Aug 20, 2011 2:11 pm

Your penis is like the Millennium Falcon, she may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby DavidH on Sat Aug 20, 2011 2:43 pm

So kind of you to take such an interest in the other man's penis.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sat Aug 20, 2011 9:26 pm

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alla ya smell beddur din me
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cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby DavidH on Sun Aug 21, 2011 2:33 pm

Your aroma is an excellent thing - we can smell you coming at 500 yards, downwind.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Julius Aurora on Mon Aug 22, 2011 12:18 am

I knew the size of you're nose had a purpose.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby skyweir on Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:26 am

JA, you speak nothing but the obvious truth.
Vasco Pyjama asked Mr Curly: What is worth doing and what is worth having? Mr Curly replied: It is worth doing nothing and having a rest.
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