(Backhanded) Compliments Game

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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby black bart on Wed Nov 02, 2011 7:02 am

(I used to know a rude version of that verse when I was in school: Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet with her knickers all tattered and torn, it wasn't the spider who sat down beside her but little boy blue on the horn).

^Must have been an expert on Egyptology at school ...at least I sphinx so.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby DavidH on Wed Nov 02, 2011 9:26 am

Bart, that joke was absolutely hilarious. In 1927.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:53 am

Ha ha, excellent one David. Although it was your great great great grandchildren who coined the joke originally.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby black bart on Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:02 am

One day I imagine you will also have Great Grandchildren...but at the moment they are a right bunch of chavs.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Roland Deschain on Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:12 am

That was a little below the belt, Bart. Just like you...
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Uther on Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:44 am

^Knows his onions when it comes to Bart's nether regions.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:59 am

Quick as Uther is to find a spin on what is written or said, he still spends hours looking through a glass onion for a walrus.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby DavidH on Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:54 am

Ravi, you can see a walrus without a glass onion - with those grotesquely enormous eyes.
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