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Re: The Rev. Rowan Redbeard game
by PantyGnawer on Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:43 pm
You get nuttin neether tertle dude!
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Re: The Rev. Rowan Redbeard game
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:15 am
Hah, sez you!
Panties +4
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"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: The Rev. Rowan Redbeard game
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:35 pm
Been putting in 12 hour days, volunteering my time, getting ready for the Grand Opening weekend of the Art Center that my office is in. Just a few more days and I can relax.
In the meantime, here's a Rev point for someone.
In the meantime, here's a Rev point for someone.
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
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"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Re: The Rev. Rowan Redbeard game
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:41 pm
You're welcome.
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
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"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Re: The Rev. Rowan Redbeard game
by farfalla on Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:38 pm
You are well and comely 
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The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow
"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore
Silk 'n mind
The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow
"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore
Silk 'n mind
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Re: The Rev. Rowan Redbeard game
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:02 am
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Re: The Rev. Rowan Redbeard game
by farfalla on Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:28 pm
(as much fun as this RRR game is I bet there 
are even better ones)
are even better ones)~~~~~~/\~~~~~~
The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow
"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore
Silk 'n mind
The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow
"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore
Silk 'n mind
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Re: The Rev. Rowan Redbeard game
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:29 am
and farfy games, too 
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: The Rev. Rowan Redbeard game
by black bart on Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:46 am
Mongo play game wiv croquet mallet and someones head...Mongo shout 'Five!' and hit head into bunker...doh!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: The Rev. Rowan Redbeard game
by Roy Hunter on Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:51 am
As I always tell the boys at football training "You play this game with your feet, but you win it with your head". I suspect some of them do pick it up wrongly...black bart wrote:Mongo play game wiv croquet mallet and someones head...Mongo shout 'Five!' and hit head into bunker...doh!
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
unkle vanya
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Re: The Rev. Rowan Redbeard game
by black bart on Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:54 am
Roy Hunter wrote:As I always tell the boys at football training "You play this game with your feet, but you win it with your head". I suspect some of them do pick it up wrongly...black bart wrote:Mongo play game wiv croquet mallet and someones head...Mongo shout 'Five!' and hit head into bunker...doh!
...and to think the South Americans learned football from us!
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Re: The Rev. Rowan Redbeard game
by daftbeaker on Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:59 am
Roy Hunter wrote:As I always tell the boys at football training "You play this game with your feet, but you win it with your head". I suspect some of them do pick it up wrongly...black bart wrote:Mongo play game wiv croquet mallet and someones head...Mongo shout 'Five!' and hit head into bunker...doh!
Did you ever give that lesson to Zidane?
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
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Re: The Rev. Rowan Redbeard game
by Roy Hunter on Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:23 am
No, but I ghost-wrote some of Eric Cantona's finest speeches:daftbeaker wrote:Did you ever give that lesson to Zidane?
Eric Cantona never wrote:When ze seagulls... follow ze trawler... Eet is because zey sink... sardines... will be thrown... into ze watter...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
unkle vanya
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Re: The Rev. Rowan Redbeard game
by Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:20 pm
fus pose
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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