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Re: Insults Game

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:36 pm

You little coward who hides behind, well, things that can't hurt him.

I turn you into a Newt!!!!!!!

[we aren't supposed to mean anything we've said. I hope, otherwise Scott is a dead man walking, or riding the bus]
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Ubi Dubius on Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:40 pm

TwistedSister wrote:You little coward who hides behind, well, things that can't hurt him.

I turn you into a Newt!!!!!!!

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Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:43 pm

Ubi Dubius wrote:Hey! Don't call DB a politician! That's too low even for this thread!

I dunt unnerstand? We's allowed loyers but nut pulitishuns? Wut abowt Fox News ankers, or Amerkin conservativ raydeeo hosts?
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Re: Insults Game

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:46 pm

DB yous culd gets a guud job heers in the Staates wit spellin and grammer liikes that!

Heck, you's dun bettar den a tree yeer old.

Yous kuld run fore gobiner.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:15 pm

TwistedSister wrote:Yous kuld run fore gobiner.

I don't think I'd get very far as an English atheist in favour of socialised healthcare, gun control, abortions and assisted suicide.

Plus your hair looks like a bulimic spider trying to eat Bob Geldof's face. Night :wink:
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Re: Insults Game

Postby farfalla on Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:46 pm

^ is a lay about wastrel who is pretending to be laid up so he can collect the dole
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:16 am

You vote Republican, punch immigrants, and are saving your money for when the South rises again.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby black bart on Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:39 am

You're a Goddam Northerner Yanky...

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Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker on Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:06 am

You revolting Welsh reprobrate with holiday cottage arsonist tendencies. Take your ugly face and your cheese-on-toast and go back down a coal mine with your stupid sing-song accent and awful rugby songs. Also, learn to spell.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby black bart on Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:10 am

Oh I can spell alright...I'm a druid, and for my next spell I'll turn you into a Scotsman!
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:44 am

Insults, Bart, Insults. Turn him into a Scotsman? That's the highest form of praise! What's the matter? Can't you read? Are you a bit dim? Oh yes, you're a Welsh graphic designer...
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Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker on Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:54 am

Steady on there, you're getting a bit subjective, Mr Freudian Analysis Head Doctor. I'm sure a Frenchman would claim that being French is a form of praise (but then they are degenerate perverts).
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Ubi Dubius on Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:20 am

I am told that even the Welsh consider "Welsh" to be a compliment. I find that hard to believe myself, but that is what I have been told.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:07 am

Oh hush, you hen pecked wuss.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker on Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:13 am

It's no surprise he's hen-pecked if all American women are as bossy and interfering as you. Can you possibly leave one thread alone from your meddling? :tongue:
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