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Re: Insults Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:34 pm

TwistedSister wrote:Your floor looks like crap.
How's that?
TwistedSister wrote:Panty waist.
Fixed. 3/10. Must try harder.

Scott the Pirate wrote:Terrible. Loser.
That's fair comment, not an insult. What kind of correspondence course did you get all those *degrees* from, Scott? Are you going to add PoP (Prophet of Pastafarianism) after your name too?
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Re: Insults Game

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:36 pm

Is taking Zanks place on the forum.

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Re: Insults Game

Postby Scott the Pirate on Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:39 pm

Watch it there you wrinkly old crone...


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Re: Insults Game

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:42 pm

Wet behind the ears pup.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby bacon on Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:09 pm

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Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:40 pm

Maybe if you did some work you wouldn't have your pile of crap car towed, you incompetent woman driver.

(Sorry but it was getting dull.)
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:53 pm

Bacon, when you get your car back, knock him off his bike again, will you? Then dress him up like a Frenchman and deliver him to a good homeopathic hospital.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby bacon on Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:06 pm

right-o you incompetent poor excuse of a musician who couldn't . . . ah . . . forget it . . . it's just not in me to insult people
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Ubi Dubius on Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:15 pm

I'll help you, Bacon.
bacon wrote:right-o you incompetent poor excuse of a musician who couldn't
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:18 pm

Whatever you say, you fat bald atheist lawy... oh crap.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:53 pm

Pulling the lawyer card already, you knock-kneed Scottish pillock? Just the kind of thing I'd expect from the cretinous neanderthals that inhabit the Glasgow region, or as it's known south of the Border, 'Oh please no, don't make me go back there, what have I done to deserve this?'

I like this game :haha:
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:00 pm

Well at least my knees are level with each other, Quasimodo. I know you don't pay much attention to what goes on around here, because don't you get out of bed until the pubs are open, but Ubi calls himself a fat bald atheist lawyer, so it's hardly an insult, is it?
daftbeaker wrote:I like this game :haha:
Oh good, I'm glad you've finally found a level of communication you feel adequate attempting to fit in at.

And by the way, GET IT RIGHT UP YE, YA SOFT SOUTHERRRN BASTARRRD!!!
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Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:07 pm

My knees are level with each other grandad (when I sit down anyway). I think all that loud music has affected your brain or you wouldn't be arguing health issues while living in urban Scotland. Get back to your deep fried mars bars and Bucky before we send Thatcher up there to give you a kicking, you big skirt wearing jobby merchant.

Edit - You still haven't reacted to me calling Snowdon the highest mountain in Britain, I thought that was guaranteed to get some sort of comment :grumpy:
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Re: Insults Game

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:21 pm

Hey Accident waiting to happen! Don't pick on Mr. I am a high and mighty Scottsman with duck breath, who apparently didn't understand when I posted "Panty Waste", I really did mean "waste" as in yucky stuff.
Besides, your Momma is wondering why you aren't in bed so she can tuck you in and turn your night light on for you.

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Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:31 pm

TwistedSister wrote:Hey Accident waiting to happen!
[It's tough to insult people when you don't really know them]

I bagsy that for a potential prophet title :grin:

Thanks, you groundhog murdering interfering old witch.

(I should probably clarify here I haven't meant any of the stuff I've said in this thread :blush: )
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