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Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:03 am

You dirty, underhanded conker varnisher!
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Re: Insults Game

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:36 am

unhand my conkers you utter peasant!
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Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:38 am

You fool who is incapable of distinguishing between the Horse Chestnut, or conker, and the Sweet Chestnut. I shall clearly have to have the groundskeeper beat some sense into your head.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:43 am

Ha! So you think you are Lord of the Manor and Keeper of the Queen's Conkers...more like Lord of the Tree Rings and Keeper of the Squirrel's Nuts!
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Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:45 am

You had to drag trees into this, you smelly hippy. Go and boil your bottom, you son of a silly person.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:51 am

When I've finished hugging this lovely Oak Tree I'm gonna come over there and I'm gonna force you to listen to Bob Dylan records you conker staining reprobate!
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Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:57 am

I actually quite like Bob but Hugh Laurie does a better protest song.

Oh, and you have smelly feet.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:06 am

daftbeaker wrote:I actually quite like Bob but Hugh Laurie does a better protest song.

Oh, and you have smelly feet.


:lol: Never heard/seen that one before.

It's hard to insult you after introducing me to such excellent comic fare, but...

in the words of Shakespeare: Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:12 am

Your elbows are reminiscent of a whale scrotum, you prune-limbed pencil botherer.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:42 am

Ha...at least my pencils are sharp...unlike your wits!
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Re: Insults Game

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:42 am

Had to steal those pencils from small school children because he was too cheap to buy some.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:12 pm

^Nah, that was a bit weak after DB and BB's efforts. You'll need to try harder.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:15 pm

You're floor looks like crap.
How's that?
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Scott the Pirate on Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:27 pm

Terrible. Loser.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:30 pm

Panty waste.
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