I say, steady on there old bean, how else is one supposed to get oneself and one's filly up to the highest peak in Britain?
You are clearly a rotter, and a cad of the worst kind.
Don't let the mechanics of beer trick you into thinking you are some kind of warrior, eating barbed wire on the wave of violent disorder. Three words: cage, wheel, hamster - Jason Williamson
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett