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Re: Insults Game

Postby Julius Aurora » Tue Sep 22, 2009 5:45 am

You whoreson beetle-headed, flap-ear'd knave!
1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:06 am

Son of a scallywag!
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Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:19 am

Red headed spawn of satan.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby black bart » Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:54 am

(I thought I'd had enough of this with 150 pages in the Pirate thread...I used to be so full of love...)

You banana eared, James Burke brained boffin!
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Re: Insults Game

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:06 am

You lazy swine that takes advantage of your employer.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:51 pm

^What she said.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:18 pm

SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS TOFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!
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Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Sep 22, 2009 5:18 pm

Sorry, this is being hit on the head lessons in here, complaints is next door.
There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this - Sir Terry Pratchett

The great thing about Beaker is his ability to provoke while still being decorous, or at least within acceptable rules of conduct - Qwertyuiopasd

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Re: Insults Game

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:25 pm

You are a beaker licking suck butt that wants to be just like Scott.


[here is a loaded pistol for you]


sorry DB, you know I luvs ya]
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:00 pm

Stinky brains, stinky brains, throw 'em down the well!

(I heard a small child rhyming that the other day... I was almost tempted to stay and listen to the rest)
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Re: Insults Game

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:41 am

^that was just YOU talkin in your sleep that was.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:24 am

You overgrown adolescent doodler.
There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this - Sir Terry Pratchett

The great thing about Beaker is his ability to provoke while still being decorous, or at least within acceptable rules of conduct - Qwertyuiopasd

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Re: Insults Game

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:55 am

Ouch...these insults are really hurtful...

fortunately I just LOVE pain :lech:

You driver of Range Rovers up Snowdon!
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Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:57 am

I say, steady on there old bean, how else is one supposed to get oneself and one's filly up to the highest peak in Britain?

You are clearly a rotter, and a cad of the worst kind.
There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this - Sir Terry Pratchett

The great thing about Beaker is his ability to provoke while still being decorous, or at least within acceptable rules of conduct - Qwertyuiopasd

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Re: Insults Game

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:00 am

You are the most Beastly Bounder I've ever had the misfortune to play conkers with
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