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Re: Insults Game

Postby Julius Aurora on Tue Sep 22, 2009 5:45 am

You whoreson beetle-headed, flap-ear'd knave!
1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
- Henry Mencken

Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:06 am

Son of a scallywag!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:19 am

Red headed spawn of satan.
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche

But why is the rum gone?!
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Re: Insults Game

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:54 am

(I thought I'd had enough of this with 150 pages in the Pirate thread...I used to be so full of love...)

You banana eared, James Burke brained boffin!
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Re: Insults Game

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:06 am

You lazy swine that takes advantage of your employer.
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* You never know when I'll be watching.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:51 pm

^What she said.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Scott the Pirate on Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:18 pm

SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS TOFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!
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Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Sep 22, 2009 5:18 pm

Sorry, this is being hit on the head lessons in here, complaints is next door.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:25 pm

You are a beaker licking suck butt that wants to be just like Scott.


[here is a loaded pistol for you]


sorry DB, you know I luvs ya]
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:00 pm

Stinky brains, stinky brains, throw 'em down the well!

(I heard a small child rhyming that the other day... I was almost tempted to stay and listen to the rest)
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Re: Insults Game

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:41 am

^that was just YOU talkin in your sleep that was.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:24 am

You overgrown adolescent doodler.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:55 am

Ouch...these insults are really hurtful...

fortunately I just LOVE pain :lech:

You driver of Range Rovers up Snowdon!
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Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:57 am

I say, steady on there old bean, how else is one supposed to get oneself and one's filly up to the highest peak in Britain?

You are clearly a rotter, and a cad of the worst kind.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:00 am

You are the most Beastly Bounder I've ever had the misfortune to play conkers with
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