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Re: Catch!

Postby black bart » Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:05 am

Fee Fi Fo Fum...I smell the blood of an Aussie Man...

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The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: Catch!

Postby Ubi Dubius » Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:56 am

As I sink into the depths, I make one last phone call to my attorney, who throws a wrongful death lawsuit at Black Bart and the next poster.
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Re: Catch!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:06 am

Who deflects it straight into the nearest passing shark and throws a haddock at the next poster.

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Re: Catch!

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:14 am

Thanks, I could do with some flesh to eat after my meeting with the macrame sandals crowd. At least I didn't hit anyone who was talking about the benefits of aromatherapy for people with potentially terminal lung conditions. :furious:

I therefore throw a hippie at the next poster. Rather too hard, I'm afraid. :blush:
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Re: Catch!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:36 am

And I'm equally afraid that I bent down to pick something up off the floor and the hippie sailed over my head, and over the cliff…

I throw the dirty hankie I picked up at the next poster.

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Re: Catch!

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:24 am

I look at the hanky, doodle a bit with a biro and sell it as a holy depiction of the virgin Mary to the next poster.
That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans. A European says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with me?" An American says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with him? - Sir Terry Pratchett

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Re: Catch!

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:22 am

I sell it for millions.

I throw a penny to the next poster.
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Re: Catch!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:32 am

I catch it, add a farthing and ride off into the sunset throwing a bad case of chicken pox at the next poster.

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Re: Catch!

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:33 am

It's not just bad, it's thoroughly incompetent: it gives me athlete's foot and a crooked wisdom tooth instead.

I throw the bus that's sitting outside my house at the next poster. It's getting on my nerves.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: Catch!

Postby black bart » Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:25 am

You were supposed to throw 3 at once!

Easily deals with the unusual phenomena of a single bus turning up and throws the Jamaican Bus Conductor at the next poster.
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Re: Catch!

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:37 am

I shall call him Bob and form a UB40 tribute band. Have you got any brummies lying around?

Throws a kettle drum at the next person.
That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans. A European says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with me?" An American says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with him? - Sir Terry Pratchett

The great thing about Beaker is his ability to provoke while still being decorous, or at least within acceptable rules of conduct - Qwertyuiopasd

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Re: Catch!

Postby black bart » Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:42 am

catches the kettle drum and tries to make a cup of tea with it...

I have got a brummy...ere catch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppQJcj6iUKc&feature=related
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Re: Catch!

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:53 am

I catch Jasper Carrott, remind him of 'The day we went to Blackpool' and throw him right back.
That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans. A European says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with me?" An American says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with him? - Sir Terry Pratchett

The great thing about Beaker is his ability to provoke while still being decorous, or at least within acceptable rules of conduct - Qwertyuiopasd

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Re: Catch!

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:05 am

I stick him on his funky moped and send him on his way.

I throw a Lambretta at the next poster.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: Catch!

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:35 am

No thanks, I prefer Beefbretta.

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