I run away screaming, because they might be the sort of solutions Daftbeaker throws at you. You wouldn't want that, would you?
I absent-mindedly write down a cheap and efficient method of producing hydrogen for fuel cells, make it into a paper aeroplane, and throw it at the next poster (and then forget all about it).
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.