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Re: Catch!

Postby bacon on Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:38 am

as always - breaks in face, but quite refreshing!

i throw an evil look at the next poster
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Re: Catch!

Postby TwistedSister on Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:47 am

So, what else is new??

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Re: Catch!

Postby bacon on Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:49 am

you vacuum?
i catch it and go into a sneezing fit from all of the dust

throw my used tissues at the next person
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Re: Catch!

Postby Scott the Pirate on Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:03 am

I use them to wipe up the rest of your mess.

I throw a pot of hot noodles to the next poster.
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Re: Catch!

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:11 pm

I give the hot* of not poodles a couple of juicy bones, then take them for a nice walk to the pub.

I throw the L - R drawer from my filing cabinet at the next poster.

*the appropriate collective noun, I believe.
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Re: Catch!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:42 pm

I spend a couple of happy hours reading all of Roy's fetishes from L - R and then throw pageism at the next poster.
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Re: Catch!

Postby TwistedSister on Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:34 pm

Don't know what pageism is, not in my dictionary, so it must be bad.

Throws $100 dollar bills to the next person, but for everyone you catch, that's five years off your life.
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Re: Catch!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:42 pm

Dodges each one.

Throws catnip ATNP (at the next poster).


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Pageism - Male submitting to a female.

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Re: Catch!

Postby TwistedSister on Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:47 pm

I looked at the online dictionary and my trusty, real book, didn't see it.
I really didn't want you to catch any of the money either..........
let's just say you add 5 years for each one, ok.????

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Re: Catch!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:56 pm

Catches them with gratitude, doubles them and throws them to…
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Re: Catch!

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:17 am

Me! Gosh, it feels nice to be loved.

Throws them on to the next person.
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Re: Catch!

Postby PKMKII on Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:25 am

I bundles the hugs and kisses and sell them as hugs 'n' kisses-backed securities.

I throw my problems at the next poster.
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Re: Catch!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:28 am

… who thought she was about to get more hugs and kisses. Oh well. :bummer:

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Re: Catch!

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:54 am

I run away screaming, because they might be the sort of solutions Daftbeaker throws at you. You wouldn't want that, would you?

I absent-mindedly write down a cheap and efficient method of producing hydrogen for fuel cells, make it into a paper aeroplane, and throw it at the next poster (and then forget all about it).
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Re: Catch!

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:01 am

I attempt to reproduce the fuel cells on a global scale, but the oil companies slay me.

I throw my blood at the next poster.
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