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Re: Catch!

Postby gannstboy on Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:32 am

I use the spaceship's momentum to slingshot out of orbit, and straight into the sun. I throw the slightly singed remains of my terrible luck at the next poster.
"Life, is like a grapefruit. [...]it's orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast." - Douglas Adams (From the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

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Re: Catch!

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Jul 19, 2009 5:42 am

Thanks. I needed that. Things were going far too well for my liking.

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Re: Catch!

Postby daftbeaker on Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:38 am

Catches them very carefully. Thanks, Special Branch had a quick dekko as well. Find anything you were interested in?

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Re: Catch!

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:04 pm

Fortunately it was the Jim Deacon acoustic, and it shatters harmlessly on impact. That's what happens when you spend £45 on a guitar...

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Re: Catch!

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:14 pm

Great, now there's like, 3 going on here. Thanks.

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Re: Catch!

Postby PKMKII on Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:21 pm

Diamonds, for me? Awwwww.

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Re: Catch!

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sun Jul 19, 2009 5:25 pm

I cut it into three pieces, because those words should never be together.

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Re: Catch!

Postby daftbeaker on Sun Jul 19, 2009 5:39 pm

Catches the ball and is distracted by the pictures of lions and giraffes and zebras and wildebeest and gazelles and elephants and ...

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Re: Catch!

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sun Jul 19, 2009 5:51 pm

*ducks to be sure*

Gorramn, you people are thick. Let me try this one.

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Re: Catch!

Postby TwistedSister on Sun Jul 19, 2009 5:53 pm

Hey!!! What are you trying to put my eye out with that thing???!!!!

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Re: Catch!

Postby daftbeaker on Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:02 pm

It might once have been a sausage roll. I'm still not eating it.

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Re: Catch!

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:03 pm

I'll take those back, thank you. I know when culture is wasted on philistines.

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daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


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Re: Catch!

Postby gannstboy on Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:48 pm

Hurrah! needed on of those.

i throw a set of 24k gold silverware at the next poster.
"Life, is like a grapefruit. [...]it's orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast." - Douglas Adams (From the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

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Re: Catch!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:59 pm

Who catches it with glee and thinks of $ signs.

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Re: Catch!

Postby gannstboy on Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:24 pm

oooh! Luxury! sounds valuable. i pawn it (got 40 bucks for it!) and throw all 4,000 pennies at the next poster.
"Life, is like a grapefruit. [...]it's orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast." - Douglas Adams (From the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

"Christianity: Believing that a Jewish zombie who was his own father sent himself down to die for the sins of mankind that were started by an animated dirt-man and rib-woman who were tricked into eating magic fruit by a talking snake." -Anonmyous
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