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Re: Catch!

Postby Uther on Sun Feb 20, 2011 2:54 am

Some old Spara coot's moth eaten hat?

*throw it away.. but the box is handy.*

*Fashion a parcel bomb and post it to next poster*
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Re: Catch!

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Feb 20, 2011 3:04 am

Picks up present from Uther but leaves it on the bus for next poster to find
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Re: Catch!

Postby Uther on Sun Feb 20, 2011 4:33 pm

Chit! I recognise that parcel :paranoid:

*Aim the bus at the next poster*

*Jam the peddle on full throttle*

*Safely leap from the bus*
(As us Swashbucklers do) :fsm_yarr:
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Re: Catch!

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Feb 20, 2011 4:55 pm

I catch Uther and throw him at the next poster.
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Re: Catch!

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Feb 20, 2011 4:59 pm

I go to catch Uther but see who it is just in time. I let him fall into the sewer for the rats and next poster to find...
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Re: Catch!

Postby Uther on Sun Feb 20, 2011 5:12 pm

Oh Dear !!! :paranoid:

While you were messing about with Uther... you forgot about the BUS!!

*Bus hits you, bomb explodes... blood, severed limbs and snapped boomerangs all over the place (RIP Ravi Oli)*

*Rats and sewers "meat and drink" to us cats* :drinking:

*I nibble on a few ratties and throw the unpalatable feet and tails at next poster*
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Ghost of Ravi

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Feb 20, 2011 5:27 pm

I go to catch Uthers scraps, but of course I can't as I'm now a ghost. Vow to haunt Uther to end of days and let bits fall to next poster.
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Re: Catch!

Postby Milo the dog on Sun Feb 20, 2011 5:29 pm

Bits? Om nom nom nom nom...

*fart*
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Re: Catch!

Postby farfalla on Sun Feb 20, 2011 10:10 pm

:drunk: MILO!!!!

puts clothespin on nose and tosses :barf:
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Re: Catch!

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sun Feb 20, 2011 10:13 pm

Cookies? I love cookies!

*tosses my homework at the next poster because I don't really feel like reading 50 pages of Humean ethics*
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Re: Catch!

Postby Uther on Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:35 am

^ Ahrrrrr.......Readin' learned papers a speciality o' mine...
*I cross out the the wrong bits, and pencil in me own notes.*

Leaves one short paragraphs headed "Effin' Effics according to Uther!"

* Throw Effin' Effics... to next poster*
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Re: Catch!

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:13 am

_____/\__/\__/\_ ...mommy... where did the bright light go?
Marvels of modern medicine... they put me back together with a pair of wooden legs the pride of any Pirate.

Reading Uther's abridged, Reader's Digest version of "Effin' Effics" I notice he has unwittingly deciphered the location of Paradise on Earth. I set up residence, hire security to keep Uther out and hang "Uffer's Effics" on the dunny wall for the next poster to use...
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Re: Catch!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:46 am

I use the effics and throw the now stinky thunderbox at the next poster.
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Re: Catch!

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Feb 21, 2011 5:36 pm

Narrowly avoid Tigger's thunderbox as the potent gases inside spontaneously ignite and launch it into space. I take a photo of the "UFO" [Unidentified Flying Outhouse] on my phone and send it to the next poster.
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Re: Catch!

Postby farfalla on Tue Feb 22, 2011 7:28 pm

* sell's picture to tabloids who print it with the headline

"ALIENS INVADING Australia from the little known Fartula Nebulea"

take money and purchase Iphone and pitch ancient Nokia with unread texts and ignored messages to...
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