"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks. "To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine. "One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln. "If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
_____/\__/\__/\_ ...mommy... where did the bright light go? Marvels of modern medicine... they put me back together with a pair of wooden legs the pride of any Pirate.
Reading Uther's abridged, Reader's Digest version of "Effin' Effics" I notice he has unwittingly deciphered the location of Paradise on Earth. I set up residence, hire security to keep Uther out and hang "Uffer's Effics" on the dunny wall for the next poster to use...
Narrowly avoid Tigger's thunderbox as the potent gases inside spontaneously ignite and launch it into space. I take a photo of the "UFO" [Unidentified Flying Outhouse] on my phone and send it to the next poster.