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Re: Catch!

Postby Uther on Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:39 pm

*I sidestep the vomit duet.*

* Throw a soft cushion at the next poster*
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Re: Catch!

Postby Ham Nox on Fri Sep 03, 2010 4:29 pm

Ugh, good... I need a nap after all that extrenuous vomiting.

I throw some Z's at the next poster.
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Re: Catch!

Postby Uther on Fri Sep 03, 2010 4:48 pm

Use the Z's to write a ransom note:

"Zzzz zz zzzzzz z zz zzz zzzzz, ZZ!

Z zzz zzzzz zz ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

(See if I don't)"


* Throw Ransom note to next poster*
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Re: Catch!

Postby Elvalia on Fri Sep 03, 2010 9:53 pm

Oh no! The bumble bees have kidnapped someone! I give the note to the proper bee authorities and throw my police statement at the next poster.
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Re: Catch!

Postby Uther on Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:36 pm

This statement looks like rabbit droppings smeared on paper?
I scrunch it up and throw the paper ball at the next poster.
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Re: Catch!

Postby Ham Nox on Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:51 pm

Arrggh, I'll teach you to throw rabbit droppins' at people!

*fling*
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Re: Catch!

Postby Uther on Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:10 pm

Charming!!
(You should eat more fibre)

I throw a new roll of toilet paper to the next poster
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Re: Catch!

Postby Pythonist on Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:17 pm

I get bored and turn myself into a mummy to scare local children.

*throws a scared, very-hairy baby at the next poster*
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Re: Catch!

Postby Uther on Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:30 pm

* I change baby's diaper, and put him down for a nap*

*Throw the soiled diaper to next poster*
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Re: Catch!

Postby Pythonist on Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:33 pm

Thanks! I've been looking for something to add a bit of spice to my meat sauce!

*Throws a suspect smelling spaghetti bolognaise at the next poster*
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Re: Catch!

Postby Uther on Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:46 pm

Yum yum... chunky bits!

*Throw the empty plate at the next poster*
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Re: Catch!

Postby justmetoo on Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:45 pm

I wash the plate and put it away.




Throws the wet dish rag at the next poster.
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Re: Catch!

Postby Uther on Tue Sep 07, 2010 9:08 pm

Damn! My turn to swab th' deck! :bummer:


* I polish the ship's brass bell and throw it at the next poster*
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Re: Catch!

Postby gannstboy on Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:09 am

i put it over the next poster's head and bang on it repeatedly, sending them on their not-so-merry way with a splitting headache
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Re: Catch!

Postby Uther on Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:51 pm

"The bells...the bells... Esmeralda...."

I throw the Hunchback of Notre Dame at the next poster.
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