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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby black bart on Fri May 22, 2009 7:37 am

Roy Hunter wrote:
Ubi Dubius wrote:AND, you're in violation of my restraining order. I'll see you in court!
Lucky old Bart! Courts are full of lawyer's brains, which are lovely and fresh since they've hardly been used.


Arrrrrr tastee Lawyers brains...yum yum yum...

I don't loik thee hair from their stupid wigs though :furious: gh!
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri May 22, 2009 12:06 pm

hmmmmm

fer sum reeson i dunt want peedza wite now .

i fink sumwun bited me :furious:
rrrrrrr
OOOOOOOO! et be unkl vennyter ! :furious:
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Hay! rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
let go me leg unkl Venny ! :furious:

Oim goana do ye fer thet ! :furious:

Bilj rat bregade !

Attac tha zombees ! an den ye wull be me frens an i no et yahs no moar !

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cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby PantyGnawer on Tue May 26, 2009 11:07 pm

Me feel funny

Woke up sticky wif lollipop goo


Me crave something

Wat is it
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed May 27, 2009 12:12 am

*moans*

You've got it in your mouth.

*groans, lumbers aimlessly*
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby PantyGnawer on Wed May 27, 2009 12:21 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:You've got it in your mouth.



Oh those are just me chewin panties.


They do taste a little strange today though. I'll just keep knawin on em just to be sure.
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby black bart on Wed May 27, 2009 5:38 am

Dem's not panties, dem's BRAINS! dat reminds meeeeeee....

Zombie wenches...where are they? :lech:
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby Scott the Pirate on Wed May 27, 2009 12:15 pm

They seem to be...oh i don't know...HEADING FOR THE SAFE HOUSE IN THE HILLS TO AVOID THE PLAGUE OF ZOMBIES!!!
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed May 27, 2009 9:42 pm

rrrrrrrrr
knot awl of zem...
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby PantyGnawer on Wed May 27, 2009 10:13 pm

black bart wrote:Zombie wenches...where are they? :lech:


Found em!

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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed May 27, 2009 10:29 pm

Zombie Strippers? :confused:

Funny, I could swear this house is way too big to fit under a rock.
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby PKMKII on Wed May 27, 2009 11:45 pm

Why yes, I will treat myself to some delicious BRAAAAAAAAAIINS!
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby PantyGnawer on Thu May 28, 2009 1:42 am

Did someone say brains?
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu May 28, 2009 2:41 am

Whaaaa? Brainz? Uh wunt me sum brainz!
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu May 28, 2009 2:45 am

braynz! :stupid:

kin ye frow sum braynz to me, unkul Tutlebraynz! :whistle:
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Thu May 28, 2009 3:13 am

Not to be a spoil-sport, but since no-one has posted their zombie avatar in the body of their posts isn't this thread going to look a bit silly when the next fad comes around? I mean, if we all change to pink unicorns or back to bunnies or something…

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