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Add a punchline.

Postby ken worley » Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:03 am

Here is a recent quote from the Lady-of-Many-Monkey-Digs herself.

Consider it a straight line. :welcome:


cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.





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Re: Add a punchline.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:48 pm

cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.





That's Ken's job.
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Re: Add a punchline.

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:03 pm

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:
cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.





That's Ken's job.


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Re: Add a punchline.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:53 pm

cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.



"Others have been placed here to amuse me."
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Add a punchline.

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:58 am

cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.

I'm just waiting for Ken to get undressed so I can measure his phalangeal curveature.
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Re: Add a punchline.

Postby PantyGnawer » Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:12 am

cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.



I'm here to berate, browbeat, condescend, and further inflate my own swollen ego.

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Re: Add a punchline.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:01 am

cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.

-But I do what I can.
-Unless you want me to. *Growls suggestively*
-I'm here to serve liquor.
-I'm here to study neolithic men. Yes, I'm looking at you, Ken.
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Re: Add a punchline.

Postby Edd » Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:12 am

PantyGnawer wrote:
cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.



I'm here to berate, browbeat, condescend, and further inflate my own swollen ego.



Dude, that sucked as a punchline.
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Re: Add a punchline.

Postby black bart » Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:27 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:
cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.


-I'm here to study neolithic men. Yes, I'm looking at you, Ken.


But I prefer to watch live Turtle sex. :lech:
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Re: Add a punchline.

Postby ken worley » Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:25 pm

cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.



So that's why it seemed so boring.


Explains the lack of Height-Requirement at the entrance.


And the gales of laughter would be....?


So that means I can't tickle your 'fancy'?
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Re: Add a punchline.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:39 pm

ken worley wrote:So that means I can't tickle your 'fancy'?

That ain't what they call it in the catalog. :lech:
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

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-- Dr. Joy

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Re: Add a punchline.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:00 am

ken worley wrote:So that means I can't tickle your 'fancy'?
Or, less appropriately: Can I tickle your "fancy"?
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Re: Add a punchline.

Postby ken worley » Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:13 pm

cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.





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Re: Add a punchline.

Postby fah79 » Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:23 am

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Re: Add a punchline.

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:55 pm

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an sum owinge blud wiff wum
an sum grape blud wiff cherry blud an stwaburry blud
et al yummy bluds

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